2023. 4* WR Aidan Mizell Is A Gator

18 Tds and over 1,000 yards on just 47 receptions.

 

Boxer looks like he’s dancing on hot coals.

 

Dayum!!!!! MFer shows up to commit with TWO LIVE GATORS!!!!!!!!! Dude is going to be a legend!! Thats badass!!

 

And no way he's backing out.

 

247 has updated his profile to include some track times. He is officially the fastest player in this class with a 10.65 100m and a 46.99 400m. Nice write up on his skill set and potential as an outside receiver in college.

"Is quick to stem and stack defensive backs. Agile enough to create separation as he works his way up the field. Owns a surprisingly large catch radius and has shown that he can win 50-50 balls in some situations, but ability to simply catch the football without breaking stride more times than not might be the most promising attribute. Could probably make a living just running go routes one day, but has shown that he can also produce chunk plays via quick bubble screens, at least at the prep level. Has been utilized primarily as a perimeter player on Friday nights and should continue to line up on the outside for the college of his choice given his size and ability to take a top off a defense." ​

Aidan Mizell, Boone, Wide Receiver

 

I'm getting up in years. Let me know how to keep my weiner from becoming "viscous".

 

Lay off the blue pills

 

There is a hole in the front for that.

 

!!! All these years I've been wearing them backwards?

 

I’m thinking if I had a viscous wiener I wouldn’t be telling people on a message board

 

Was that on recommendation from Adam Lane?

 

To gain such a WR commit to a relatively unknown offense is a big deal for the staff. He must have confidence our staff intends to pitch and catch.

 

you need a really long one for that to work

 

Didn't hurt that both his parents graduated from UF and his mom graduated from UF law school. He'll have a better UF career if the Gators can bring in a QB that can throw a good deep ball.

 

I don't think there's any shame in that at all.

 

He came for the pet alligators and ended up with rampaging wiener dogs. Such is life.

 

Sounds kinda gross to me

per Webster’s:

Viscous - adjective -

1) having a thick or sticky consistency

2) having or characterized by a high resistance to flow

ick

 

That’s s not how you like your weiners?

 

Depends...