Thank you, TE… Refreshing my childhood memories of Jaye P pretty much pushed the disappointment over Andy J’s announcement out of my head
Eh - One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… At my advanced age, I have had the opportunity to enjoy most iterations of the, ummm, above not-to-be-named treasures. And as I still have a hankering for these beauties, I can attest that “smallness” tends to eventually become “medium-ness” that is still mostly, shall we say, gravity resistant? If one could assess Jaye P and Angie’s attributes at equivalent advanced ages, I would venture to say only one of them would be strapping them down with her belt
I am reminded of a story about a woman who was married for a LONG time but her husband was beginning to fool around. She decided to seek vengeance and wanted to shoot him in his heart. The thing was, she was not sure exactly where a heart is located. So she asked a friend, and they told her the heart is located on the left of center, just below the nipple. And so, she knew what to do. Some time later, paramedics were called to administer to a shooting. It seems that an elderly man had been shot by his wife in the left kneecap. Well, the friend SAID it was just below the nipple...