White House Releases Results of Trump’s Annual Physical Exam

Fit as a fiddle…
Eat your heart out libbies!

 

So was Biden if you put stock in annual physicals

 

Remember when Mao swam somewhere around a world record pace over 9 miles in a river at the age of 72?

Chairman of the Rivers - The Strange Swimming History of Mao Zedong - Outdoor Swimmer Magazine

 

That’s a 6’3, 224 physically fit man right there if ever I’ve seen one.

 

I remember when Trump got Covid and bounded up the steps of Marine One, to get his life saved by “amazing drugs” and two days later bounded up the steps of the White House and defiantly ripped off his mask. Great theatre.

 

Can't argue with this ...

 

Hey I mowed the yard yesterday at age 74........Ok OK so I have a lawn tractor.

 

6-3 is Trump’s football height. I remember when we signed 6-6 David Jorgensen and he showed up around 6-2.

 

Hey, he isn't the golfer that Kim Jong-Il was. He got 5 holes-in-one on his first time playing golf. Truly, one of the great athletes in world history.

 

Oh I thought maybe I should post a picture of my lawn tractor.

 

We are in rare agreement. One can’t put any stock in the claims of these physicals. The White House will always control the information to be released, and it will always be in the White House’s interest to proclaim that the sitting President has the physical and mental fitness of a person half their age.

 

There’s 6’3” and then there’s “6’3””

 

It’s patently obvious that Trump’s team edited the doctor’s exam report. No doctor out there would write the following in a health assessment to illustrate someone’s health: “frequent victories in golf events”.

 

No one actually believes that report

 

I’ve done that in an emergency stop and before I could get unclipped. It’s pretty embarrassing.

 

Just more proof that Americans aren’t dying from being fat.

 

It’s a terrible feeling since it feels slow mo when it’s happening.

 

Mina Kimes posted that he has the same measurables as Josh Gordon.