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MAGA President Tiger Woods and First Lady Vanessa Trump?

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by vegasfox, Mar 24, 2025.

  1. vegasfox

    vegasfox GC Hall of Fame

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    Vanessa Trump was married to DJT Jr and their oldest kid is golfer Kai Trump. She is on very good terms with 45/47. Vanessa dated a Latin Kings street gangster when she was very young. as well as Leonardo DiCaprio (rumored) and Saudi prince Khalid bin Bandar Al Saud, before it was known he had "indirect ties" to some 9/11 hijackers. Evidently she divorced DJT Jr due to his infidelity.

    Charlie Woods (16) and Kai Trump (17) both attend Benjamin high school and aspire to play pro golf. Vanessa is a good athlete and introduced Kai to golf when she was 2 yo. Tiger has been rumored to be giving Kai golf tips from time to time.

    Tiger's Mom Kultida recently passed and Tiger ruptured his Achilles tendon and will be off the tour for 2025.

    Tiger is a patriotic American who has trained with Navy Seals. Tiger has increasingly been seen with President Trump.

    Golf is a thinking man's sport as opposed to sports where tremendous speed, size or strength are often needed. Understanding cause and effect is mandatory for elite players.

    No surprise then that Tiger is rumored to be MAGA. Like many white speed-deprived QB's, baseball pitchers, field goal kickers, race car drivers.

    Vanessa and Tiger are rumored to have been seeing each other since November 2024. Prediction: They'll get married this year.

    Recently President Trump declined to endorse JD Vance for 2028, sparking speculation that Don Jr might run. Jr says he is "cool" with the Vanessa-Tiger relationship. Is he really? Tiger is rumored to have something in common with Arnold Palmer besides golf.

    Will Vanessa get the ultimate revenge on Don Jr and steer Tiger into the Oval Orifice?
     
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  2. dave_the_thinker

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    So. Vegas.

    Assuming your prediction comes true, after which noone on this board is going to cross you and your army of nanobots with cameras capturing literally everything that happens.

    Do you have a video of the "golf club through the windshield" episode?
     
  3. gaterzfan

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    LOL, I was just reading about this. Can't wait for a photo of MAGA-hat-wearing Tiger Woods playing a round of golf with Prez Trump!
     
  4. vegasfox

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  5. vegasfox

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    No video. Rumor is she broke the window with a 3-iron. A sand wedge would have been a better choice. Reportedly she was just trying to free him from the vehicle. Nice spin.

    I was never a big fan of Woods. Very poor tipper. His infidelity was exposed after he refused to help a Vegas waitress pay part of her $800 rent if memory serves. I like him better after watching him on social media the last couple of years.
     
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  6. Gator515151

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    But but but Trump is a racist, how can this be?
     
  7. mdgator05

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    You think Donald Trump decides who his son's ex dates?
     
  8. G8R92

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    Tiger's "elite" grasp of cause and effect are more reminiscent of UGA football player behaviors.
     
  9. CHFG8R

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    We all know Tiger loves him some skank. And anything connected to Don "Another Line Please" Jr is definitely skank. . . or just a stright-up hooker.

    That's all he's known since Elin dumped his ass (and he still pines for her to this day).
     
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  10. vegasfox

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    Rumor has it Anna Kournikova's 21 year old younger brother Allan has President Trump's approval to one day date his grandaughter Kai Trump. Allan Kournikova is one of the top young golfers in the world.

    Like his sister Anna, Allan Kournikova was born in Moscow

    President Trump is building a dynasty
     
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  11. mdgator05

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    So he is pimping out his underage grandchildren. Cool.
     
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  12. vegasfox

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    Vetting potential suitors
     
  13. mdgator05

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    Whatever you weirdos want to call your fantasies about people pimping out underage girls these days.
     
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  14. vegasfox

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    Passing the torch?
     
  15. mdgator05

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    Czarists are a weird lot.
     
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  17. vegasfox

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  18. vegasfox

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    Multiracialism can convey a competitive advantage, although it turns out Tiger's racial history is generally unknown. Less Indian and Chinese on his father's side then portrayed by the media 20 years ago for one thing (like Liz Warren)
     
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  19. CHFG8R

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    Never! Stop! Being! You!!!
     
  20. G8tas

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    Fox is on a spam mission today