Twitter Thread 2025

What time in the bar we supposed to make these assessment?
At closing?

 

Not the bar, when you wake up with that person in the morning.

 

It got even better. Saleh boat apparently had already passed so he will go be the 49ers DC, their defense will be spectacular and they'll probably make a deep playoff run, and then he'll get a shot at a much better job.

Now they hire Liam Coen, who was the Kentucky offensive coordinator a little over a year ago. It appears I'm part of a small minority that sees that as an extremely risky hire, especially with that franchise. We'll see what happens but holy hell was that entire process just a mess.

 

And after you chew your arm off.

 

Woke up at 10 with a two

 

Did you have a hang over moment like someone slipped you à rophny?

 

That damn Willy

 

But she was a 10 at 2

 

Policeman: “Son, have you been drinking?”

“I don’t know - is that a fat girl in the back seat?”

 

Don’t knock the big ones, they can do things that other women cannot, like enjoy a meal!