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Breaking: Royal Wedding OFF, Don, Jr caught cheating. Guilfoyle being shipped to Greece

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by GatorJMDZ, Dec 13, 2024.

  1. Dec 13, 2024 #1
    GatorJMDZ

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    Like father, like son. Don, Jr. has been seen on multiple occasions getting cozy with WPB socialite, Bettina Anderson.

    While an improvement of the highest magnitude possible, it left the burning question of what to do with poor Kimberly. Dad to the rescue, let's send her to Greece. I suspect her expansive familiarity with the Greek culture does not include the Greek language.

    Love is so fickle, especially if your last name is Trump."

     
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  2. Dec 13, 2024 #2
    swampbabe

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    I can just imagine the terms of the NDA she signed. I’m sure the Greek government will welcome her with open arms after she called them moochers among other things.

    On a different ambassador appointment note, life got much more convenient for Dan Newlin. IYKYK
     
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  3. Dec 13, 2024 #3
    Gator515151

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    I'm sorry, if you guys didn't have problems with the Biden boys sharing women and stuff like that the Trump boys are angels.
     
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  4. Dec 13, 2024 #4
    PetrolGator

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    I would smash every bottle of whiskey/whisky I own if it meant I’d never have to hear of or care about any POTUS nepo baby.

    …or the British royalty. We fought a damn fine war for that.
     
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  5. Dec 13, 2024 #5
    GatorJMDZ

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    Off topic and apples/elephants. I'm going to call running around in public with a new woman while you are engaged to another morally wrong. It's also insensitive, rude, and callous.
     
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  6. Dec 13, 2024 #6
    orangeblue_coop

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    Cheating scumbag just like his daddy.
     
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  7. Dec 13, 2024 #7
    VAg8r1

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    Here's a pic of Bettina Anderson Junior's new squeeze.
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  8. Dec 13, 2024 #8
    uftaipan

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    Again, I say: never trust a traitor, even one you made.
     
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  9. Dec 13, 2024 #9
    GatorJMDZ

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    Very profound. I claim rights to occasional use.
     
  10. Dec 13, 2024 #10
    uftaipan

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    Not mine to give. I stole it from Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
     
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  11. Dec 14, 2024 #11
    G8trGr8t

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    Sr is so proud...a few sexual assaults, abandoned children, and porn actressses shy of his accomplishments but Jr is learning...
     
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  12. Dec 14, 2024 #12
    GatorJMDZ

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    Jr. is also reportedly far less likely than Hunter to pass a drug test.
     
  13. Dec 14, 2024 #13
    AgingGator

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    Poor girl’s now been dumped princes of both parties.

    I wonder who are the princes of the Libertarians?
     
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  14. Dec 14, 2024 #14
    AgingGator

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    Easier to just not care about any of them
     
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  15. Dec 14, 2024 #15
    uftaipan

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    That might be true. I certainly wouldn’t bet the mortgage on it. Wouldn’t advise you to, either.
     
  16. Dec 14, 2024 #16
    avgator2000

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    In Jr’s defense she was what 10 years older. He basically traded one high mileage vehicle for a newer model with less miles and possibly still has the factory warranty…hold on what are discussing again…
     
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