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FSU Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by garettk, Nov 30, 2024.

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  1. Nov 30, 2024 #1
    garettk

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    The idea of a celebratory haiku thread was floated after Ole Miss game. Thought I’d see if there’s any interest. Let’s see what you got. Here’s mine:

    Clown college goes down
    Sacks and turnovers abound
    Norvell hates the flag
     
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  2. Nov 30, 2024 #2
    ElimiGator

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    Corn Row goes for sack and fumble strategy to fool the Gator Offense.
     
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  3. Nov 30, 2024 #3
    strulock

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    Sorry I don't know how to haiku, FSU is still doo doo.

    Close enough?
     
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  4. Nov 30, 2024 #4
    tommyvee

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    Lagway led the way,
    Flag at midfield stoked their ire—
    Chaos ruled Doak’s night.
     
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  5. Nov 30, 2024 #5
    benton_quest

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    FSU is crap
    I said FSU is crap
    FSU is crap
     
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  6. Nov 30, 2024 #6
    garettk

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    Three lines (don’t have to rhyme)
    Format is based on syllables. The format is 5-7-5. That’s the syllables per line.
     
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  7. Nov 30, 2024 #7
    paidinfull

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    Roses are red, f@#$ fsu
     
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  8. Nov 30, 2024 #8
    TJtheGator

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    Eat crap Danny Kannell

    All of Hole Nation deserves to burn in hell

    Kiss my behind
     
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  9. Nov 30, 2024 #9
    Atl_Gatr

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    FSU is bad
    Mike Norvell is Bad
    Kicked him in his nads
     
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  10. Nov 30, 2024 #10
    freedomgator

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    Beat the stupid clowns
    Played meh still won pretty big
    Progress being made
     
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  11. Nov 30, 2024 #11
    oragator1

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    From an fsu perspective:

    We stuck at football.
    8 fumbles is just insane.
    Gators kicked our a$$.
     
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  12. Nov 30, 2024 #12
    librarywestpatron2005

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    We controlled the game
    Ok offense; great defense
    On to the bowl game
     
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  13. Nov 30, 2024 #13
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    To imagine i had to pay for that class.
     
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  14. Dec 1, 2024 #14
    hhpgator

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    Sixty million bucks
    They don’t have the money yet
    Sucks for them next year
     
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  15. Dec 1, 2024 #15
    n210sgator

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    Close enough:devil:
     
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  16. Dec 1, 2024 #16
    lizardbreath

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    Angst and striving are great
    No escape routes await in this night
    Awfulness is difficult to suffer
     
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  17. Dec 1, 2024 #17
    gbranton

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    A Basement in Huntsville, AL
    There were lots of sacks,
    Five in the first half in fact,
    At noon I called that.
     
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  18. Dec 1, 2024 #18
    benheb

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    Last year they had a hit
    This year they looked like shit
    Norvell revealed as POS
     
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  19. Dec 1, 2024 #19
    mmagator

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    FSU sucks
    We all knew that
    Mike Norvell hasn’t won S##t

    Oh but wait there is more….

    The Gus bus is a comin
    That’ll save there spear
    Billy beat both there a$$es this year.

    Go Gators!
     
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  20. Dec 1, 2024 #20
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    Gators plant the flag
    Clowns sinking to a new low
    Darkness over Doak
     
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