How to keep it civil during the holidays

Lighten up honey. It was funny. I guess you had to be here. Sorry i hurt your feelings. Boys that age are fascinated by farts. A 2 and a 4 year old have no idea what a President even is. They just love fart noises. Their parents voted for the asshole so that made it even funnier - at least here. YMMV.

 

Nah. You know that boys just look for any excuse to make fart noises. The 14 year old in our house will just do it staring at his phone in the car. His mother just loves it.

 

Yep, their visit was the best days i’ve had in a long while but boy am i tired.

 

I remain fascinated by farts…depends on the context.

 

I’m of an age that i no longer trust them.

 

Ain't that the truth

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Nor is it in mine... We're all MAGA.

 

We all work for a living around here. Also no one on the government tit! Trump tends to do what he says! Damn the consequences! Means we are a happy bunch out here in flyover country!! Therefore, all is well, no need to fuss!!

 

Enjoyed Thanksgiving with 10 of us. 5 definitely Left, my wife and two sons definitely Right and my sister in the middle. Guess what? We had plenty to catch up about our lives, our goals, new grandchildren and how delicious the sangria was and so on that politics never came up. Not too difficult if you really care about others and aren’t consumed with politics

 

Sounds boring…lol

 

Hah! Well, with two daughters and two sons and my sisters’s transgendered child we had plenty of things to talk about other than politics. Life is beautiful.