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Fox New’s Jesse Watters explains his “turn offs” in other men

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by WarDamnGator, Sep 7, 2024.

  1. WarDamnGator

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    I think it’s great that Fox News is embracing their first openly gay show host. He did a little diatribe about his “turn offs” with the way Tim Walz orders and consumes milk shakes. Here’s a fun fact… real men order “Vanilla Ice Cream Shakes” … if you just order a “Vanilla Shake” then you’re an abnormal beta cuck. Also, real men apparently somehow eat their shake without a straw… I’m not picturing how that would work, but nevertheless, a fact.

    Apparently drinking with a straw of any kind makes us a feminine beta male…

    Also, this…

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    Can Walz recover from devastating Fox's 'milkshake masculinity' hit?
     
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  2. HeyItsMe

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    Remember, this is the station a good majority of right wingers get their political info from. Jesse Waters is a dipshit of epic proportions.
     
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  3. WarDamnGator

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    Yeah, it’s just funny to me that someone at FoxNews scripted this as if it were important. Also, it’s coming from a guy who looks like he’d need help starting a lawn mower.
     
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  4. obgator

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    This guy?
     
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  5. rivergator

    rivergator Too Hot Mod Moderator VIP Member

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    He replaced Tucker, so i guess they were looking for someone who would be as outrageous.
     
  6. vegasfox

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    When you inject testosterone into liberals they become more conservative, on average. Watcha think soy boys?
     
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  7. BobK89

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    Ummm didn’t the talking heads on that network lose their collective minds about entities banning straws?

    Hey, kids: pick a lane and stay in it!
     
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  8. mrhansduck

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    This has been a claim/joke since I remember, and I always assumed it had a foundation in homophobia? In any event, there is apparently a masculinity exception for sucking on things that contain nicotine.
     
  9. ursidman

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    Yeah, i mean sometimes a cigar isn’t just a cigar
     
  10. PITBOSS

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    Didn’t Fox shows at least talk about current issues (O'reilly, Tucker)? When did they get so weird?
     
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  11. LimeyGator

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    That Watters chap is seriously odd.
     
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  12. BigCypressGator1981

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    Turn ons:

    Orange complexion
    3rd grade vocabulary
    Putting ketchup on steak
    Eating pizza with a fork and knife
    Ridiculing handicapped people
    Rape
     
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  13. enviroGator

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    I didn't think they could get someone worse than tucker. But they did.
     
  14. obgator

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    Is odd the British equivalent of weird?
     
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  15. obgator

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    Using two hands to drink a cup/bottle of water
     
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  16. BigCypressGator1981

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    so hot
     
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  17. lacuna

    lacuna The Conscience of Too Hot Moderator VIP Member

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    Ugly face easily achieved sans straw.

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  18. Gatorrick22

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    So... is this THREAD political in nature, or in imagination? I wonder why the openly gay description, of an Opinion show on cable, has been posted by a "tolerant" Leftist. I don't get it? This seems out of place in more ways than one.

    I love Too Hot's idea of political subjects being covered here.