Ladies and Gentleman, Pop Sensation and RNC chairperson, Lara Trump

probably need to hear her live or without symphonic overdub. Check out people singing before/after using autotune. Big difference

 

Chatgpt for the win!

You said:
please write me a country song ballad about firemen being heroes.
ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT
Sure! Here's a country ballad about firemen being heroes:

Verse 1:
In a small town where the river runs slow,
There's a station down on Main where the red trucks go,
When the sirens wail in the dead of night,
They're the first to the fight, in the glow of the light.

Chorus:
They're the ones who run in when we're running out,
No fear in their hearts, only faith and doubt,
They battle the flames, stand tall in the heat,
Our unsung heroes, in boots and concrete.
Oh, firemen, firemen, you’re our saving grace,
Risking it all, in the fiercest embrace.

Verse 2:
When the world is burning, and the sky turns black,
They've got each other's backs, no turning back,
With a prayer on their lips and a hose in hand,
They make their stand, on this sacred land.

Chorus:
They're the ones who run in when we're running out,
No fear in their hearts, only faith and doubt,
They battle the flames, stand tall in the heat,
Our unsung heroes, in boots and concrete.
Oh, firemen, firemen, you’re our saving grace,
Risking it all, in the fiercest embrace.

Bridge:
In the aftermath, when the smoke has cleared,
They wipe their brows, hiding every tear,
For the lives they saved, for the ones they tried,
They carry the weight, they never hide.

Chorus:
They're the ones who run in when we're running out,
No fear in their hearts, only faith and doubt,
They battle the flames, stand tall in the heat,
Our unsung heroes, in boots and concrete.
Oh, firemen, firemen, you’re our saving grace,
Risking it all, in the fiercest embrace.

Outro:
So here's to the firemen, the brave and the few,
We owe our lives, our love, to you.
In the heart of the blaze, or the calm of the night,
You are our heroes, you make things right.

 

"My baby grabbed me tighter than a firefighter" is the best I can do

 

You could stand me up at the gates of hell but I wont ... press play on that

 

I mean it’s cheesy, childishly on the nose, and weird industrial glam, but I wouldn’t call the singing outrageous. It’s like the aunt that always worms her way into singing at the wedding and we all agree to call it “good.”

 

Once billionaires and hedge funds turn all creative industries into AI driven pursuits, we will come to see rich people's vanity projects as the highest form of art

 

If you play that song 3 times it unlocks and opens the gates to Hell. Please don't try that, several of its inhabitants have already sneaked out and live in Mar-a-Lago.

 

This should be illegal for several reasons:


RIP, Tom.

 

Me too!

 

I listened to it for about a minute or so. Her voice isn't horrible but I didn't like the meter of the lyrics so I asked Chatgpt to analyze it.
According to ChatGPT:
The lyrics you provided seem to have an irregular meter, which makes them more challenging to categorize into a strict poetic meter. However, I can break down a few patterns:

1. Irregular line length: Some lines are short, and others are long, contributing to an uneven rhythm.
   
   
2. Repetition: The refrain "you're my hero" and similar lines ("you're climbing up the ladder", "you're going through the fire") have a regular pattern, suggesting some rhythmic consistency in those sections. They tend to follow a syllable count like 4–6 syllables per line:
   
   • "You're my hero" (4 syllables)
   • "You're climbing up the ladder" (7 syllables)
3. Stress Patterns:
   
   • Many lines feature a natural stress on words like "hero," "fire," and "flames," which are often placed at the end of the line. The stress seems to follow a loose iambic or anapestic meter in parts, such as:
     • "You give your life just to save another" (Anapestic pattern with an extra syllable)
     • "You're my hero" (Iambic)
4. Free Verse: While certain sections have a rhythm and syllable pattern, the overall flow of the lyrics suggests more of a free verse structure. The lyrics do not strictly follow traditional metrical forms like iambic pentameter or tetrameter.
   

In music, the melody and rhythm of the song often dictate the meter more than the strict structure of the lyrics, so the irregularities can be smoothed out when sung.

 

It seems like she is trying to fake a country twang. It doesn’t seem natural.

 

If you play it backwards it says "Paul is a RINO".

 

Ok, now that is just terrible! Some kind of fake southern drawl combined with over auto-tuned and frankly a very bad voice.

Wow...