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Don't Be Cheap, People - Hire a Getaway Driver

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by chemgator, Dec 22, 2023.

  1. chemgator

    chemgator GC Hall of Fame

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    Robbery 101.

    If you are going to rob a business, do not leave the getaway car unattended with the engine running. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: hire a getaway driver. There is nothing worse than busting out of a store ready to make a dramatic, speeding getaway and realizing that your car has been stolen. Your insurance company and the police will not get it back to you in time for your getaway.

    This country is going to hell in a handbasket, so you really can't trust "innocent bystanders" anymore. They are not innocent, and they don't stand by like they are supposed to. There is nothing more pathetic than a robber trying to thumb his way down the road after a big robbery. And you never know if your car will have a few scratches on it when you get it back.

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  2. citygator

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    I highly recommend this guy:

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  3. homer

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    Colorado man
     
  4. docspor

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    Tay sez it's not a good idea & that's good enough for me. Best tune on Reputation....amirite?

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  6. chemgator

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    In another unfolding tragedy, Fast Meat has been stolen. The article does not indicate the crime that the drivers of Fast Meat were perpetrating, but a salt and battering and cholesterol poisoning are suspected. If you have seen Fast Meat, please call the LAPD (don't worry, they get calls like this all the time).

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  7. VAg8r1

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