The canon of Florida Man events is weighty. Go to Google and type in Florida Man and your birthday. Let’s enjoy the results. My contribution and I’m not proud of it. Florida man, 33, posed as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say | Fox News and my wife’s: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors
Someone cleverer than me will know what to do with this. Color me skeptical Deneumostier allegedly ran the website, which featured straight men being tricked into accepting sex acts from gay men, according to the newspaper. The straight men were blindfolded and wore blacked-out goggles and appeared to believe they were with a woman.
Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough
I can see it now: "Sir, if you let us blindfold you and have you wear opaque goggles, we'll let you get a blow job." I think I'd first ask , "Still blindfolded and goggled up?"
In less salacious Florida Man news, it looks like Florida's "Stand Your Lawn" law is not a criminal defense. Also, never bring a garden hose to a gunfight. Getting arrested may have been the best thing for him. Florida man arrested after spraying woman with garden hose: deputies
Florida Man Gets Death: Thought Man Wearing Alabama Cap was the Antichrist I had several to choose from but this one takes the cake. Happened in my home town too so bonus points for that.
I got a couple pizza-related Florida man events. Florida man ends standoff for slice of pizza, police say Florida Man Arrested For Slapping Woman With Pizza Slice During Argument
my BD WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — A Florida man that was dressed as Fred Flintstone was pulled over and given a citation by law enforcement just days after Halloween. A Pasco County sheriff deputy pulled over the barefoot man that appeared to be driving a Smart car decked out as a footmobile from the cartoon show, “The Flintstones.” Don Swartz (aka, Fred Flintstone) was driving around the Pasco County area when deputies said the man was speeding and became “unruly” and had to be detained. Police: Naked burglar bursts into Florida woman's home, tries on her clothes, rolls around in yard Authorities say a naked Florida man burst into a woman's home, ran around inside and then tried on some of her clothes before he was arrested. The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that 40-year-old Joseph Vaglica is charged with burglary with assault and is jailed on $25,000 bail. It was not immediately clear if he has a lawyer. Police say Vaglica entered the woman's home through the garage door and then ran through the kitchen acting irrationally. The woman ran to her stepson's house next door and called 911. Investigators say Vaglica went into a bedroom and tried on the woman's clothes and then ran back outside toward the stepson's house. He was rolling in the yard with police arrived.
Mine is a pretty good one. Naked basketball at the park. Police Arrest Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked 'Enhances His Skill Level'
Bonus points if mine keeps it TooHot topical? Florida man says his ex-wife's sex change ends alimony agreement
2007 story. Judge St. Arnold is very good judge. Alimony suspended in May 2009 though not clear why - looks like the 2007 motion was denied. Then appealed, then settled after appeal dismissed, resulting in termination of alimony. Hard to say exactly what happened. None of that is certain - trying to interpret filing descriptions. In any event, permanent alimony was all but ended via statutory change enacted July 1 12/23/2013 REOPEN - CLOSED 06/04/2009 ARREARS CALCULATION SHEET Comment: ARREARS CALCULATION SCREEN W/ATTACHMENT; VER: F; K 05/27/2009 FAXED OR PHOTO COPY OF Comment: FAXED OR PHOTO COPY OF: ORDER SUSPENDING ALIMONY; VER: F; P 05/26/2009 ORDER Comment: ORDER SUSPENDING ALIMONY OR16606PG1056-001; VER: F; P Vol./Book 16606, Page 1056, 001 pages 05/26/2009 SUPPLEMENTAL FINAL JUDGMENT Comment: SUPPLEMENTAL FINAL JUDGMENT - NOT SIGNED BY COURT; VER: F; P 05/26/2009 RECEIVED BY COURT Comment: RECEIVED BY COURT 052009; VER: F; P 05/26/2009 SUPPLEMENTAL PETITION Comment: EX PARTE SUPP PETITION FOR MODIFICATION OF FINAL JUDGMENT; VER: F; P 05/26/2009 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: ATTORNEY COVER LETTER RCVD BY COURT 052009; VER: F; P 08/20/2007 REQUEST FOR Comment: REQUEST FOR: REFINED PAGE COUNT 223PGS CALLED 8/22/07 SL; VER: N; K 08/14/2007 REQUEST FOR Comment: REQUEST FOR: / PG COUNT /341PGS CALLED LEFT MSG 8/17/07 SL; VER: N; K 08/08/2007 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT; VER: F; D 08/03/2007 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT; VER: F; D 08/02/2007 FILE RETD TO CIV COURT RECORDS FROM APPEALS Comment: FILE RETD TO CIV COURT RECORDS FROM APPEALS; VER: N; K 08/02/2007 APPEAL CLERK'S WORKSHEET WITH ATTACHMENT Comment: APPEAL CLERK'S WORKSHEET W/ATTACHMENT; VER: F; K 07/16/2007 APPEAL DISMISSED Comment: APPEAL DISMISSED PER JOINT STIP FOR DISMISSAL ETC; VER: F; P 07/16/2007 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF PLAINTIFF Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF PLAINTIFF; VER: F; P 07/03/2007 ORDER Comment: ORDER GRANTING RESPONDENT'S MOTION TO ENFORCE AGMT; VER: F; P 07/03/2007 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: ATTORNEY COVER LETTER RCVD BY CT 070207; VER: F; P 06/07/2007 RECEIPT APL RECORD $ Comment: RECEIPT/APL RECORD $ 118.49; VER: F; P 06/07/2007 TEXT Comment: APPEAL RECORDS PREP PAID $108.00; VER: N; A 06/06/2007 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: NOTICE OF HEARING 062507 @ 3:45; VER: F; D 06/06/2007 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; D 06/06/2007 DEF-RESP'S MOTION Comment: MOTION TO ENFORCE MARITAL/PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT ETC; VER: F; D 05/31/2007 ORIGINAL RECORD ON APPEAL PREPARED Comment: ORIGINAL RECORD ON APPEAL PREPARED; VER: F; K 05/30/2007 PLTF-PET'S MOTION Comment: MOTION FOR CREDITS AGAINST SUPPORT ARREARAGE; VER: F; P 05/14/2007 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT; VER: F; D 05/14/2007 TEXT Comment: CHANGE OF ADDRESS FOR RESPONDENT; VER: F; D 04/23/2007 LETTER FROM 2ND DCA RE ASSIGN APPEAL NO. Comment: LETTER FROM 2ND DCA RE:ASSIGN APPEAL NO. 2D07-1794; VER: F; P 04/13/2007 LETTER FROM CLERK RE APPEAL NOTICE TO DCA Comment: LETTER FROM CLERK RE:APPEAL NOTICE TO DCA; VER: F; K 04/13/2007 DIRECTIONS TO CLERK Comment: DIRECTIONS TO CLERK; VER: F; P 04/13/2007 STATEMENT OF JUDICIAL ACTS Comment: STATEMENT OF JUDICIAL ACTS; VER: F; P 04/13/2007 NOTICE OF APPEAL Comment: NOTICE OF APPEAL /LAWRENCE OR15743PG2174-003; VER: F; P Vol./Book 15743, Page 2174, 003 pages 04/13/2007 TEXT Comment: C/C NOTICE APPEAL FEES PAID $4.50; VER: N; A 04/13/2007 Circuit Appellate Filing Fee Paid $ Comment: APPELLATE FILING FEE PAID $50.00; VER: N; A 03/30/2007 REQUEST FOR COPIES Comment: REQUEST FOR COPIES DONE 4/2/07 DJD; VER: N; K 03/29/2007 NOTICE OF APPEARANCE Comment: NOTICE OF APPEARANCE OF CO-COUNSEL; VER: F; P 03/29/2007 RECORDED AT Comment: RECORDED AT:; VER: F; D 03/29/2007 PETITION MODIFY-SUPPLEMENT FINAL JUDGMENT Comment: PETITION MODIFY/SUPPLEMENT FINAL JUDGMENT IS DISMISED; VER: N; D 03/29/2007 ORDER APPROVING Comment: ORDER: ON MOTN FOR JUDGMENT ON PLEADINGS REGARDING; VER: N; D 03/22/2007 BRIEF Comment: BRIEF IN SUPPORT OF MOTION FOR JUDGMENT; VER: F; P 03/20/2007 MEMORANDUM OF LAW Comment: MEMORANDUM OF LAW; VER: F; D 03/20/2007 AMENDED MOTION Comment: AMENDED MOTION FOR JUDGMENT ON THE PLEADINGS WITH; VER: N; D 03/12/2007 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT; VER: F; D 03/08/2007 RESPONSE Comment: RESPONSE TO AMENDED SUPPLEMENTAL PETN FOR MODIFICATION; VER: F; D 03/08/2007 MEMORANDUM OF LAW Comment: MEMORANDUM OF LAW; VER: F; D 03/08/2007 AMENDED MOTION Comment: AMENDED MOTION FOR JUDGMENT ON PLEADING W/SUPPORTING; VER: N; D 03/01/2007 ORDER APPROVING Comment: ORDER: MOTION FOR SCHEDULING ORDER; VER: F; P 02/27/2007 RESPONSE TO REQUEST FOR ADMISSIONS Comment: RESPONSE/OBJECTIONS TO REQUEST FOR ADMISSIONS; VER: F; D 02/27/2007 ORDER Comment: ORDER ON MOTION TO APPEAR PRO HAC VICE; VER: F; P 02/26/2007 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF PLAINTIFF Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF PLAINTIFF; VER: F; K 02/16/2007 AMENDED NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: AMENDED CROSS NOTICE OF HEARING 022607 @ 2:45; VER: F; D 02/13/2007 PLTF-PET'S MOTION Comment: MOTION FOR LEAVE TO AMEND PLEADINGS; VER: F; P 02/13/2007 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; P 02/13/2007 AMENDED NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: AMENDED NOTICE OF HEARING 022607 @ 2:45; VER: F; P 02/09/2007 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: NOTICE OF HEARING 022607 @ 2:45; VER: F; P 02/09/2007 DEF-RESP'S MOTION Comment: MOTION TO ENFORCE MARITAL AND PROPERTY SETTLEMENT; VER: F; D 02/09/2007 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: CROSS NOTICE OF HEARING 022607 @ 2:45; VER: F; D 02/07/2007 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; P 02/05/2007 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: ATTORNEY COVER LETTER RCVD BY CT 020207; VER: F; P 02/02/2007 PLTF-PET'S MOTION Comment: MOTION FOR SCHEDULING ORDER; VER: F; P 02/02/2007 REQUEST FOR ADMISSIONS Comment: REQUEST FOR ADMISSIONS; VER: F; P 02/01/2007 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; D 02/01/2007 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: NOTICE OF HEARING 032707 10:00; VER: F; D 02/01/2007 DEF-RESP'S MOTION FOR FINAL JUDGMENT Comment: MOTION FOR FINAL JUDGMENT FOR; VER: F; D 01/31/2007 NOTICE OF CANCELLATION Comment: NOTICE OF CANCELLATION OF VIDEO DEPO; VER: F; P 01/30/2007 ORDER GRANTING Comment: ORDER GRANTING MOTION FOR STAY OF DISCOVERY; VER: F; P 01/30/2007 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: FAXED COPY ATTORNEY COVER LETTER; VER: F; P 01/29/2007 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; P 01/29/2007 REQUEST FOR Comment: REQUEST FOR: WAIVER OF FILING FEE; VER: F; P 01/29/2007 PLTF-PET'S MOTION Comment: MOTION TO APPEAR PRO HAC VICE AND; VER: N; P 01/25/2007 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; D 01/25/2007 PETITION MODIFY-SUPPLEMENT FINAL JUDGMENT Comment: TO PETITION MODIFY/SUPPLEMENT FINAL JUDGMENT; VER: F; P 01/25/2007 CONTESTED ANSWER Comment: AMENDED CONTESTED ANSWER JULIA ROACH; VER: N; D 01/25/2007 DEF-RESP'S MOTION Comment: EXPEDITED MOTION FOR STAY OF DISCOVERY ETC; VER: F; D 01/25/2007 REQUEST FOR COPIES Comment: REQUEST FOR COPIES; VER: F; D 01/25/2007 NOTICE OF APPEARANCE Comment: NOTICE OF APPEARANCE AND; VER: N; D 01/03/2007 SUBPOENA Comment: SUBPOENA FOR VIDEO DEPO SERVED; VER: F; P 12/28/2006 NOTICE OF TAKING DEPOSITION Comment: NOTICE OF TAKING VIDEO DEPOSITION; VER: F; P 11/29/2006 CERTIFICATE OF MAILING Comment: CERTIFICATE OF MAILING; VER: F; K 11/27/2006 CONTESTED ANSWER Comment: CONTESTED ANSWER JULIA ROACH PRO SE; VER: F; D 11/17/2006 SUMMONS SUPP PET-COMP RETURNED SERVED Comment: SUMMONS SUPP PET/COMP RETD SERVED JULIA ROACH 111406; VER: F; K 11/08/2006 CASE REOPENED Comment: REOPEN CASE/OTHER; VER: N; P 11/08/2006 Reopen Fee Paid $ Comment: RE-OPEN FEE PAID - $50.00; VER: N; P 11/08/2006 SUMMONS ON SUPPLEMENTAL PETITION Comment: SUMMONS ON SUP PETN/P/S-JULIA ROACH NKA JULIO SILVERWOLF; VER: N; K 11/08/2006 REQUEST FOR SUMMONS Comment: REQUEST FOR SUMMONS ON SUPPLEMENTAL PETITION; VER: F; P 11/08/2006 PETITION MODIFY-SUPPLEMENT FINAL JUDGMENT Comment: PETITION MODIFY/SUPPLEMENT FINAL JUDGMENT-ATTY SMITTEN; VER: F; P 02/21/2005 COPY Comment: COPY FINAL JUDGMENT OF NAME CHANGE; VER: F; D 02/21/2005 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT; VER: F; D 02/14/2005 COPY CORRESPONDENCE FROM CLERK RE Comment: COPY CORRESPONDENCE FROM CLERK RE: ADDRESS CHANGE (2); VER: F; K 01/21/2005 REQUEST FOR COPIES Comment: REQUEST FOR COPIES -FAXED TO NON PARTY 1/21/05; VER: N; P 01/19/2005 REQUEST FOR COPIES Comment: REQUEST FOR COPIES -FAXED TO NON-PARTY 1/19/05; VER: N; K 12/23/2004 CERTIFIED STATEMENT COMPLETED BY CLERK Comment: CERTIFIED STATEMENT COMPLETED BY CLERK; VER: N; K 12/07/2004 FINAL DISPOSITION FORM Comment: FINAL DISPOSITION FORM; VER: F; P 12/02/2004 FINAL JUDGMENT Comment: FINAL JUDGMENT; VER: F; P 12/02/2004 JUDGMENT (SRS) Comment: JUDGMENT; VER: N; P 12/02/2004 HEARING (9:00 AM) (Judicial Officer ALLAN, LINDA R) 11/30/2004 STIPULATION-ORDER SUBSTITUTION OF COUNSEL Comment: STIPULATION/ORDER SUBSTITUTION OF COUNSEL; VER: F; P 11/29/2004 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: ATTORNEY COVER LETTER FILED W/CLERK 113004; VER: F; D 11/29/2004 NOTICE Comment: NOTICE TO PRODUCE AT TRIAL; VER: F; D 11/22/2004 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: NOTICE OF HEARING 120204 9:10; VER: F; P 11/17/2004 CASE CALENDARED FOR Comment: CASE CALENDARED FOR 120204 09:10; VER: N; P 11/15/2004 DEF-RESP'S MOTION Comment: MOTION TO ENFORCE/MOTION FOR CONTEMPT; VER: F; D 11/15/2004 NOTICE OF APPEARANCE Comment: NOTICE OF APPEARANCE; VER: F; D 10/26/2004 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: NOTICE OF HEARING 111004 11:30; VER: F; P 10/14/2004 HEARING (9:00 AM) (Judicial Officer ALLAN, LINDA R) 10/13/2004 NOTICE OF HEARING Comment: NOTICE OF HEARING 101404 9:00; VER: F; P 10/11/2004 CASE CALENDARED FOR Comment: CASE RESCHEDULED FOR 101404 09:25; VER: N; P 10/08/2004 CASE CALENDARED FOR Comment: CASE CALENDARED FOR 101404 09:30; VER: N; P 08/19/2004 CERTIFICATE OF MAILING Comment: CERTIFICATE OF MAILING; VER: F; K 08/18/2004 DEF-RESP'S MOTION Comment: MOTION ON LACK OF SUPPORT PRO SE; VER: F; D 08/18/2004 Reopen Fee Paid $ Comment: RE-OPEN FEE PAID - $50.00; VER: N; C 08/17/2004 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT Comment: NOTICE OF CHANGE OF ADDRESS OF DEFENDANT; VER: F; K 06/22/2004 ARREARS CALCULATION SHEET Comment: ARREARS CALCULATION SHEET; VER: F; K 06/14/2004 NOTICE OF MEDIATION CONFERENCE Comment: NOTICE OF MEDIATION CONFERENCE 052604 1:00; VER: F; D 06/10/2004 INCOME DEDUCTION ORDER Comment: INCOME DEDUCTION ORDER; VER: F; P 06/10/2004 ORDER DIR PMT SUPP THRU CENT GOVT DEPOSITORY Comment: ORDER DIR PMT SUPP THRU CENT GOVT DEPOSTRY; VER: F; P 06/10/2004 ORDER Comment: ORDER APPROVING MEDIATION AGREEMENT; VER: F; P 06/09/2004 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: ATTORNEY COVER LETTER FILED W/CLERK 061004; VER: F; P 06/08/2004 MARITAL SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT Comment: MARITAL SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT; VER: F; P 06/08/2004 NOTICE OF FILING Comment: NOTICE OF FILING AGREEMENT; VER: F; P 06/02/2004 TEXT Comment: MEDIATION REPORT; VER: F; P 06/02/2004 NOTICE OF FILING Comment: NOTICE OF FILING MEDIATION REPORT; VER: F; P 06/01/2004 ATTORNEY COVER LETTER Comment: ATTORNEY COVER LETTER FILED W/CLERK 060204; VER: F; D 06/01/2004 TEXT Comment: MEDIATION REPORT; VER: F; P 06/01/2004 NOTICE OF FILING Comment: NOTICE OF FILING REPORT; VER: F; P 05/17/2004 NOTICE OF FILING Comment: NOTICE OF FILING AFFIDAVIT; VER: F; D 05/17/2004 RESPONDENT'S FINANCIAL STATEMENT-AFFIDAVIT Comment: FINANCIAL STATEMENT/AFFIDAVIT; VER: F; D 05/11/2004 REQUEST FOR PRODUCTION Comment: REQUEST FOR PRODUCTION; VER: F; D 05/11/2004 NOTICE OF SERVICE OF INTERROGATORIES Comment: NOTICE OF SERVICE OF INTERROGATORIES; VER: F; D 05/11/2004 DEF-RESP'S MOTION Comment: MOTION FOR TEMPORARY SUPPORT; VER: F; D 05/11/2004 COUNTER CLAIM Comment: COUNTER CLAIM; VER: F; D 05/11/2004 TEXT Comment: JULIA ROACH; VER: N; D 05/11/2004 CONTESTED ANSWER Comment: CONTESTED ANSWER; VER: N; D 04/29/2004 SUMMONS - SERVED Comment: SUMMONS RETD SERVED JULIA ROACH 042104; VER: F; K 04/13/2004 SUMMONS TO PROCESS SERVER - PICK UP Comment: SUMMONS TO PROCESS SERVER - PICK UP; VER: N; K 04/13/2004 Judgment Record/Report - Fee Paid $ Comment: JUDGMENT RECORD/REPORT FEE PAID $7.00; VER: N; P 04/13/2004 Circuit Civil Filing - Fee Paid $ Comment: CIRCUIT CIVIL FILING FEE PAID $215.50; VER: N; P 04/13/2004 CERT COMPLIANCE FL FAM RULE 12.285 - MAND DISCLOSURE Comment: CERT COMPLIANCE W/FLA FAM STAT 12.285; VER: F; P 04/13/2004 PETITIONER'S FINANCIAL STATEMENT-AFFIDAVIT Comment: FINANCIAL STATEMENT/AFFIDAVIT; VER: F; P 04/13/2004 CIVIL COVER SHEET Comment: CIVIL COVER SHEET; VER: F; P 04/13/2004 PETITION (SRS) Comment: PETITION; VER: F; P 04/13/2004 THIS CASE ASSIGNED BY CLERK TO SECTION Comment: THIS CASE ASSIGNED BY CLERK TO SECTION 014 BY 6215 - RANDOM FD; VER: N; P
The Flintstone case was hilarious, including the look on each guy's face! I'm partial to people who march to different drummers.....to a point, but I don't think Fred reached it.
