This would be a short fight, though I'm sure highly entertaining. Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight
I'm not sure if they'd be in the same weight class. Would Elon have to drop weight? Elon trained in martial arts as a kid and apparently had a little BJJ training as an adult. He might have the striking advantage. Zuckerberg has apparently been training BJJ more recently and consistently so he'd probably have the edge on the ground.
Zuck is a bit of an athlete even if a nerd. Musk is the pillsbury doughboy with no discernible muscle tone but not very big so sitting on Zuck isn’t a good strategy. Zuck will kick his ass
Nah. They'll probably just bust out light sabers, and shoot lightening bolts through their finger tips...
Just to shake things up: the winner relinquishes his entire social media platform to RFK Jr. The loser relinquishes his to Alex Jones.