Yeah, I would wager the limit of their relationship was his wallet, she clearly was not into him for his good looks.
Botox much on that girl’s lips? What a hilarious story. West Virginia - where Moosehead isn’t a beer, it’s a misdemeanor
I thought that she was lying face down at first lol Isn't the butt crack supposed to be... On the butt?
Hmmm... Does a thread's life in years count the same as a human's or maybe even a dog's? Cause I'm pretty sure we should look at putting this one to sleep.
Twas a week before Christmas... And someone spotted Kelly, he was semi-catatonic walking through the UF campus in the rain, smoking a cigarette and kicking a can down the sidewalk. He was mumbling out of the side of his mouth, smoke was getting in his eyes...there were nine over-sized elves following him. He slurred the following: "I wanted to be part of somethin big. (he turned to look at the elves-he spoke) I dumped Tebow. I was scared they'd run me outta here. (he paused) I saw Mac at a Barbecue place, he looked horrible; fat. I got scared. He was peddling something to the owner. His teeth looked butter yellow. I can fail in LA and it won't matter. They're used to failing. Yeah, I could a been something, I coulda been part of something big..." And, just like that he vanished into the ether. Never to be seen again... Then a loud roar came from the Stadium not far away...beams of light reached towards the heavens... Go Gators
