Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Yeah, I would wager the limit of their relationship was his wallet, she clearly was not into him for his good looks.

 

Botox much on that girl’s lips?

What a hilarious story. West Virginia - where Moosehead isn’t a beer, it’s a misdemeanor

 

Because some guys love self-made drama? LOL

 

Or self-inflicted in this case. But then again, look at the guy

 

I wonder how many of us will live to see this thread get to 1200.

 

Happy weekend everyone!

 

That reminds me, my mama always told me to wear clean underwear in case of emergencies.

 

Holy crap that looks like huge butt cheeks, except she's apparently lying on her back

Gross

 

Almost as bad as page 136.

 

I'm blind!

 

I thought that she was lying face down at first lol

Isn't the butt crack supposed to be... On the butt?

 

Yeah, I had to do s double take. Not a good idea before dinner.

 

I thought it was CK on a recruiting trip.

 

Hmmm... Does a thread's life in years count the same as a human's or maybe even a dog's? Cause I'm pretty sure we should look at putting this one to sleep.

 

You can look but you can’t touch.

 

Funny... Now I feel married to this post!

 

Twas a week before Christmas...

And someone spotted Kelly, he was semi-catatonic walking through the UF campus in the rain, smoking a cigarette and kicking a can down the sidewalk. He was mumbling out of the side of his mouth, smoke was getting in his eyes...there were nine over-sized elves following him.

He slurred the following:

"I wanted to be part of somethin big. (he turned to look at the elves-he spoke) I dumped Tebow. I was scared they'd run me outta here. (he paused) I saw Mac at a Barbecue place, he looked horrible; fat. I got scared. He was peddling something to the owner. His teeth looked butter yellow. I can fail in LA and it won't matter. They're used to failing. Yeah, I could a been something, I coulda been part of something big..."

And, just like that he vanished into the ether. Never to be seen again...

Then a loud roar came from the Stadium not far away...beams of light reached towards the heavens...

Go Gators