Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

I like the Edge but the Explorer can pull more weight so I’ll likely go in that direction.

 

Exciting volleyball game going on right now.

 

Any eggnog fans on here?

 

Love watching this team. Hope they can finally win it all. Mary Wise is elite.

 

So...just sharing that my 8 yo son made his dad bring clothes by JUST so he could wear his MIAMI DOLPHINS jersey to school to annoy the entire class full of BILLS FANS.

 

So, there I was in the Colombo, Sri Lanka airport truly pondering the 2018 Gators!

Imagine my complete surprise when nobody wanted to discuss the team! I mean we are the Gators!

So, now am in Bangkok and honestly can't remember too much of anything except Go Gators. True story.

 

My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Australia, when hiking in the middle of the Outback I got a "Go Gators!" from a guy passing by us. My wife, who is not a Gator, couldn't have rolled her eyes any harder. I freaking loved it. We are eeeeeeeeeverywhere!!

 

That same trip, we got back from a morning hot air balloon ride, and the guy at the front desk flagged me down.

Sir, you have an urgent message from your father!

Oh Jesus. What's wrong? Who died??

He said, the alligators won. (??)

Wait. Wha........OH!! THE GATORS WON!! (it was the 2nd of the back-to-back titles for Billy's boys) I started hi fiving people as they walked by.

That guy thought I was a very silly American.

 

You should be proud of your son, particularly since the teams are playing this week. New Years eve here, too.

 

Just wanted to liven up the thread a bit. This story has nearly everything. West Virginia, trashy hillbillies, strip joint, a fire, Walmart, bad haircuts, jealousy, 911, etc..

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/jealous-arsonist-602549

 

My question is why on God's green earth would you want to date a stripper? Cause she's hot? Ok if she's THAT hot and willing to date you, chances are you could date another attractive woman that isn't a coke head sh!t show.

I just don't understand why people invite so much damn drama onto their doorstep. There was a guy in Tampa that had 2 complete families on opposite sides of town. Neither had a clue about the other. Could you IMAGINE the stress and hassle? For what?? I mean I LOVE being a husband/dad but the idea of having 2 complete families makes me want to peel the flesh off my face.

 

It has Oreo and Cookie Dough....

 

It would make a good movie. Has it been made yet?

 

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=124800&page=1

Not yet

 

the strip club’s manager, told a WSAZ reporter that if he makes bail, he could not risk keeping her as a dancer. “He might do this again,” Reed said. “It might be worse next time.”

Dudes plan seems to have worked, now she will be unemployed and need him.
Clearly his is on stage three of the D.E.N.N.I.S system

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

 

"Investigators allege that Bishop watched the fire burn from across the street and even yelled at a passerby to mind his own business when the witness appeared to be dialing 911. Bishop was subsequently apprehended in the parking lot of a Walmart across from the strip club."

Now that is damn funny!! Yelled at passerby to mind his own business. I just can't stop laughing at that!

 

And totally sounds like something the Always Sunny crew would do, but IRL, that dude needs to be locked up.

 

She could do better..