Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

This thread has turned in to a Jim McElwain led, offensive strike, dumpster fire. And no .... it ain't fun. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't get how two people saying the same thing automatically means that one is just getting it from the other? There can only be one truth to the situation, and obviously more than one person knows what it is.

Conservatively speaking I figure there are a minimum of 20 people who have firsthand knowledge of exactly where UF is on the Chip Kelly hire right now. So if they tell two friends...and they tell two friends...well, pretty soon even Heather Locklear knows about it. And so on...and so on.....

 

Wait how do we prove Vegas pulled the lines and when? I just want to see this to make my heart beat less rapidly. I may have a heart attack if I have any more ups and downs on this Chip Kelly thing. I feel like a kid on christmas morning. I am almost positive I am getting that amazing new bike I wanted...but my parents are known to be cheap..so I'm wondering if they are going to screw this up and give me a crappy bike like the last two instead.

 

I think you're wasting your breath Tilly.

 

tilly updated it back to hot?[/quote]
Yea what’s up Tilly

 

This thread is one of the best on GC.

 

I'm trying to figure out what % of me wants Kelly for Kelly and what % wants Kelly because I don't want to wait until December.

 

[/quote]Yea what’s up Tilly[/quote]


Quote, Fail?

Edit- Well I fail as well quotes aren't working lol

 

And to think Moses had to endure 40 years of this.

 

To me, if Kelly isn't a guaranteed success hire, then I don't think there is one. He's the closest thing we can have to that... that's why I want him. Honestly, Meyer has baggage, Saban has baggage. There's no unicorn coach without any problems, whatsoever. I think this is the best opportunity we will have at a borderline elite coach in a long time.

 

Looking through our UAA plane's (N100FG) flight history, most stuff is to games or local to Florida. However, our plane went to Massachusetts twice after the A&M loss, then the last two days to Teterboro (which some say was for Chip's agents).

Probably just wild speculation based on very little but... Perhaps we visited Chip in mid-October before Mac's firing.. That's right around the time he got weird and some thought maybe he was sick or something. The last two days we've been sending the plane for the agents and lawyers, maybe Chip himself.

Probably nothing though.

 

There's that and also not wanting to lose anymore recruits.

 

I'm unemployed. I sit on my laptop with Reddit, Twitter and GatorCountry open. Saying my patience is thin would be a massive understatement. The worst part is I have no self-control so just turning it off is difficult.

I feel like im watching weatherman in Atlanta play a guessing game with snow. Every winter we get a "it could snow, like totes it could totes snow here. like a 10 to 90 percent chance. we're not sure. and like, maybe a quarter inch to apocalypse amount of snow. we totes aren't sure. BUT ITS COMING. Monday. Or Friday. BUT ITS COMING WE SWEAR" and my wife falls for it EVERY SINGLE TIME. She is like a real life version of this thread, but with snow. And multiple times a year. But I say all that because we got "THIS IS A LOCK" on monday. Then on tuesday. then on wednesday. then on thursday we're told ITS A LOCK that the announcement is coming tomorrow.

like really?

just say you have no idea what is going on and stop feeding us vague information to sound important.

sorry. thats my rant. again. your patience is thin? man i have no life so this is a clown show to me

 

Tilly Tilly!

 

It's exactly like that, bruh. Your parents either have the bike well hidden or they don't. In either case all the worrying or getting excited won't change if it's parked by the tree after Santa comes. So just enjoy the anticipation and wonderment. Ultimately, if you only get some jacks and new dress socks then you'll have all the time in the world to be disappointed.

 

Okay so just so we are clear. Hot is better than hot with a chance of showers. Correct...cause with humidity showers means it's going to heat up after...so not sure if happy or sad now.

 

Caravaggio2000 is that you?

 

Our season was worse than his.