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Homeland Security Secretary has Purse Stolen

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by ncargat1, Apr 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM.

  1. VAg8r1

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    Not me but he was just pointing out that it's really not prudent to carry $3,000 in cash.
     
  2. BLING

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    It’s a bit odd in today’s world. Who even carries cash at all anymore? If this were a brown person they’d assume drug dealer and lock them up for carrying that much cash (or would make excuses for civil asset forfeiture). Because it’s not, it’s “who cares how much cash get a life”.

    Not sure $3000 raises it to “corruption money”, but it certainly is an odd part of the story, obviously the odder thing is the person in charge of Homeland Security couldn’t secure her purse!
     
  3. dynogator

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    I wonder if it was a random theft. The guy did get her security badge, after all.
     
  4. gtr2x

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    Maybe she didnt even have $3K on her, just looking for a nice reimbursement.
     
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  5. G8R92

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    DHS is looking for this suspect

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  6. USAFColonel

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    "Bosco"?
     
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  7. BLING

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    That was actually my first thought as well. These people are all just fundamentally dishonest so who knows.

    I guess we’ll need the purse snatcher to turn himself in, come forth and tell us the real truth. :emoji_joy:
     
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  8. GatorRade

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    Right here
    Dude, those electronic wallets are absolutely not secure, and Noem explained this in detail in the Signal chat discussing the locations of each of the cabinet members’ emergency undisclosed locations.
     
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  11. reboundgtr

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    Mocking the misfortunes of others. The usual bs from the left.
     
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  12. archigator_96

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    Ever tried to park your car in DC?
     
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  13. wgbgator

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    She was just doing promos at the Salvadorian prison, so it seems like fair play to me. She deserves much worse misfortune IMO.
     
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  14. dynogator

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    So she lost her purse. Not really a big deal when so many are losing their freedom, health care, food, jobs, and shelter, is it?
     
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  15. reboundgtr

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    Lost and stolen are a little different but continue to justify the boorish behaviors of others.
     
  16. dynogator

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    Not really the point, rebound. You can't be a Trump supporter if boorishness offends you.
     
  17. wgbgator

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    No, what offends them is people reacting to their boorishness with anything other than praise or servility
     
  18. reboundgtr

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    I know I’m very vulnerable to the effects of karma and its numerous iterations. It comes in all forms. Consequences whether, financial, emotional, physical and other misgivings are out there.

    Wishing them getting their hand caught in the cookie jar or failing politically and mocking them is one thing. Being giddy about them being a victim of a crime is another. Sorry if you can’t see that.
     
  19. G8R92

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  20. reboundgtr

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    If I was a trump supporter you may have something. I’m enjoying the meltdown on the left from those that were so sure he was going to lose. It’s priceless.

    Than what’s the point? A lady loses her purse or has it stolen, really doesn’t matter who they are if it’s a crime. One’s a misfortune and one’s a crime. I guess you find crime funny or acceptable if it happens to those disagreeing with you. Got it.