Let’s say I’m thinking about being a MAGA/Trump supporter, but…

Trump will accomplish important things that will make white people’s lives better, like rename the Gulf of Mexico, get an American company to buy some ports in Panama, and talk a lot about buying Greenland.

 

You get to say woke and DEI all of the time. Also you never have to worry about losing to a transgender at the next pickup basketball game

 

You get to make up your own reality where lies are the truth and facts you disagree with are lies. That's a pretty powerful draw. You'll never have to be confronted with unpleasant truths again.

 

You can sexually assault and/or rape women, and not receive public condemnation.

You can even attack your own country, and physically beat police officers if you would like.*


* As long as it's in the service of your lying reality show traitor.

 

The best thing about being MAGA is that you can say the dumbest, most ridiculous things, but as long as it’s pro Trump or anti democrat, people in red hats will nod and agree with you.

An example would be, “I heard Obama used tax payer money to build a private island made out of cocaine and lives there now with his gay lover Ray Epps.”…. Or pretty much anything Rick says….

 

I am typing the words vaccine and Hunter Biden. That should trigger a response

 

Naw MAGA don't want your ass. Carry on talking shit.

 

Per Dear Leader, you’ll have “a little disturbance”. But good news! It’s your chance to get…..chickens

Maga secretary of agriculture, Brooke Rollins:
“I think the silver lining for all this is how do we in our back yards……'wow maybe I could get a chicken in my back yard and it's awesome.'"

Trump admin says Americans should farm chickens to combat egg prices

 

That’s the least of your concerns.
You don’t know what a woman is…if you can define that, maybe you’re in.

 

You can bark about freedom and liberty as you cheer the rights of others being taken away.

 

I'm white. I don't see how that helps me.

 

As if the Karen's who support Trump wouldn't be whining and crying all day about their neighbor's chickens making too much noise.

 

You just have to use your imagination.

 

Because they can smell the bait from a mile away and arent interested in taking it?