Let's recap, shall we? 1. Florida EMBARRASSES FSU AT Ron Zook Field on national TV. FSU winds up going 2--10 for the year! Remember that... 2--10!! I have been watching Florida Football since 1966... almost 60 years. Never have I seen such an embarrassing and implosive record and season from the Nolies. Not too many savages wearing Winston jerseys around Leon County these days! 2. Soon after, Florida flips Byron Louis from FSU. Hylton Stubbs flips from Miami. Ty Jackson flips from USCw. 3. Miami Co-Canes lose to Iowa State. Cough...Cough...Iowa State! 4. The toothless Vols get hammered by OSU 42 to 17! 5. The Mighty Pachyderms of Tuscaloosa lose to Michigan! The Alabama Faithfull are in a complete meltdown after the game. Even Paul Finebaum waves the white flag! Whut? 6. The Perennial Pompous Pups of Jawja get embarrassed by Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. Etienne fumbles the ball and misses blocks at key moments. 7. Jalen Wiggins from Tallahassee sticks with Florida! Ya Gotta Love It!
And immediately after the basketball team is undefeated and highly ranked while FSU's former players are suing their coach and the University. Its additive.
I prefer we actually beat our rivals rather than attempt to celebrate their losses. Making the CFP like the toothless Vols and the Pompous Pups did wouldn't hurt my feelings either.
I have one relative that graduated from Georgia. I have many that graduated from FSU. I’m old enough to think of UF rivals as limited to GA, UM and FSU. Of the three, first priority for sports rivalry is FSU. I delight in the thunderous silence from the Noles in the family this year. Sadly we had no family reunions at Thanksgiving this year so my son and I could remain conspicuously silent during a drubbing, as we have in prior occasions. All that to say I approve of your list and think you prioritize your sports hatred appropriately.
Probably cause the leftover jerseys that stopped selling at the mall are being used as scrubs at the Leon County Jail.
Indeed. From 1973-75, they were 4-29 (.121). Nowhere in our history did we even APPROACH that level of ineptitude. That was the level of Alabama under "ears" Whitworth," (4-24-2, .167) just before Momma called, and they brought Bear Bryant back.