Trump's Plan for Demon Tractors Activated by Signals from Space

The tractors are possessed by demons from outer space. Specifically, the demons that reside in the sun, sending forth their barrage of "solar particles" to attack the weak-minded among us--namely, the tractors. It's hard to believe, but true. What is Trump's plan to remove the demons from America's tractors? Ironically, this may be a plot by suspected alien Elon (pronounced "alien" in Iowa) Musk, because the tractors have artificial intelligence that makes them susceptible to signals from the demons in outer space. Will Trump become possessed by Elon Musk's demons? Will the non-believers be hee-yaled by the tractor beams, or will it just be the believers?

Can we build a wall that covers over the tractors, and keeps the demon-signals from arriving at the tractors' brains?

Can we put a tariff on the demon solar particles, so our tractors will only be bombarded with American particles?

Can we outlaw the dark energy from outer space, and only allow purebred white energy to infiltrate our stratosphere?

Can I have an "Amen"? Yayess!

Farmers Say Intelligent Tractors "Acted Like They Were Demon Possessed" After Signal Out of Space

 

Preach on, Brother Oklahoma! I am just a lowly deacon in the Church of Donald Trump, and not one of the High Priests. Tell us how you think that Donald Trump will cure the tractors of the evils of outer space. We can defeat the non-believers if we can come up with the right answer. And we can prevent the derangement of those who would seek to revile the most wise Donald Trump. Can I get an "Amen"?

 

No. I doubt you could put enough solar panels on a large, heavy tractor to make it go anywhere. It's about solar particles interfering with navigational equipment that modern tractors use to navigate their fields. But I agree that a solar power angle might make it funnier.