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FSU Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by garettk, Nov 30, 2024.

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  1. Dec 1, 2024 #41
    GatorLurker

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    Not a haiku but funny.

    A few days ago I was walking into my local Publix and an FSU fan and his friend mentioned my Gators t-shirt. He then said that we were playing FSU on Saturday.

    My reply was "They still have a football team?"

    His friend said "Burn!"

    Maybe this could be made into a haiku.
     
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  2. Dec 1, 2024 #42
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    To Publix I went
    Stupid nole fans shop there too
    They still have a team?
     
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  3. Dec 1, 2024 #43
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    FSU su**s Az
     
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  4. Dec 1, 2024 #44
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    This thread is so random, I love it!
     
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  5. Dec 1, 2024 #45
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    Boyaz will be boyaz
    But we made the noise
    All quiet in tallycrappy for months.
     
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  6. Dec 1, 2024 #46
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    ChatGPT…

    Gators shirt on proud,
    “FSU still plays?” I ask sly.
    Hide the crab legs, mate.
     
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  7. Dec 1, 2024 #47
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    Nole fan at Publix
    They still have a football team?
    Totally sick burn
     
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  8. Dec 1, 2024 #48
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    Does anyone know who was the pro wrestler that was tailgating that they showed. The guy with the hair . That was a bit awkward
     
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  9. Dec 1, 2024 #49
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    Nice.
    Love the Brak pic.
     
  10. Dec 1, 2024 #50
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    Broke Back Wrestler.
    I didn’t watch that movie.

    Lord I apologize
     
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  11. Dec 1, 2024 #51
    fishnerd1

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    is Gators one or two syllables?
     
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  12. Dec 1, 2024 #52
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    I don’t think we’ve been holding fast to the haiku rules. It’s what you want it to be.
     
  13. Dec 2, 2024 #53
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    That bit that no one in the country cared about continued getting preference over covering critical parts of the game. I didn't know he was a pro wrestler and I don't know why a color piece like this would appeal to anyone - even FSU fans. Whatever -UF is getting horrible chit coverage this year. Hope that changes next year but all that money flowing around should result in decent coverage - those announcers were bush league at best.
     
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  14. Dec 2, 2024 #54
    fishnerd1

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    I was being facetious. But,
    “It’s great to be a Florida Gator” is clearly two yet “come on Gators get up and go” could be one. LOL
     
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  15. Dec 2, 2024 #55
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  16. Dec 2, 2024 #56
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    If we can get our record like it’s supposed to be, I think you will see much better cruise covering Florida athletics
     
  17. Dec 2, 2024 #57
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  18. Dec 2, 2024 #58
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  19. Dec 2, 2024 #59
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  20. Dec 2, 2024 #60
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