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FSU Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'RayGator's Swamp Gas' started by garettk, Nov 30, 2024.

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  1. Dec 1, 2024 #21
    GatorFrenzy

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    Somewhere Deep Within the Bowels of THE SWAMP
    Rival Defeated
    Process finally working
    Push flag in deeply
     
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  2. Dec 1, 2024 #22
    ApexNC

    ApexNC GC Hall of Fame

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    So sod is okay
    But a flag is offensive
    Glitter boys are weird
     
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2024
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  3. Dec 1, 2024 #23
    g8trjax

    g8trjax GC Hall of Fame

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    Gators came to win
    Noles coach is a whiney bitch
    EABOD
     
    • Funny Funny x 7
    • Best Post Ever Best Post Ever x 1
  4. Dec 1, 2024 #24
    nawlinsgator

    nawlinsgator GC Hall of Fame

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    Holes are two and ten.
    Eight sacks killed them in the end.
    Gators win again.
     
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  5. Dec 1, 2024 #25
    gatorrob87

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    Gators kill the Noles
    Norvellllllll buy out is too big
    Spanx lady now broke
     
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  6. Dec 1, 2024 #26
    homer

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    Homer like clowns
    Homer hate FSU the clown school
    Homer confused but still hate FSU
     
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2024
    • Funny Funny x 4
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  7. Dec 1, 2024 #27
    garettk

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    This may be the leader in the clubhouse. Never underestimate the power of acronyms.
     
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  8. Dec 1, 2024 #28
    sierragator

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    order has been restored
    unconquered no more
    we bowl, they don't
     
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  9. Dec 1, 2024 #29
    Montanagator

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    O put the ball in
    D played like men
    Left F$U with 2-10
     
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  10. Dec 1, 2024 #30
    phrogs_4_ever

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    Flushing the toilet
    Remember to say see you
    In Tallahassee
     
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  11. Dec 1, 2024 #31
    floridagatorman

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    Sad descent downward
    Norvel goes Jerry Macguire
    Does anyone follow?
     
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  12. Dec 1, 2024 #32
    dave_the_thinker

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    Luke Kroemanhoek says:
    "Red rover red rover, let .."
    Cue in Benny Hill.
     
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  13. Dec 1, 2024 #33
    garettk

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    Deep
     
  14. Dec 1, 2024 #34
    gatormonk

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    Beat them on the field
    Empty their stadium fast
    And take their recruits
     
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  15. Dec 1, 2024 #35
    wargunfan

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    Inside your head.
    Noles do croak at Doak.
    Show no character at all.
    Norvell is a joke.
     
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  16. Dec 1, 2024 #36
    nawlinsgator

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    I drink your milkshake.
    Flavored with Seminole tears,
    Hand stirred with a flag.
     
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  17. Dec 1, 2024 #37
    benheb

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    Okay trying to do it right with 5 -7 -5 structure

    Gators went to doak
    Holes suffered epic beatdown
    Osceola sharted
     
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  18. Dec 1, 2024 #38
    touchdownmaker

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    Noles wave arms and moan
    White guy with face paint on horse
    Completely Conquered
     
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  19. Dec 1, 2024 #39
    gator34654

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    Noles lose lose lose lose
    and lose lose lose lose lose lose
    Makes Gators happy happy happy happy
     
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  20. Dec 1, 2024 #40
    gatordavisl

    gatordavisl VIP Member

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    northern MN
    Burn erector set!
    Sacks and fumbles harsh their day.
    Kannel is Buttnole.
     
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