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Trump pretends to, um, service a mic holder

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by sflagator, Nov 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM.

  1. rtgator

    rtgator Premium Member

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    The mic was Donald's Arnold Palmer!
     
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  2. Orange_and_Bluke

    Orange_and_Bluke Premium Member

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    It’s not disputable.
    Willie brown says HI.
     
  3. vaxcardinal

    vaxcardinal GC Hall of Fame

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    Wasn’t aware that’s how she was able to pass the bar
     
  4. orangeblue_coop

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    Now if someone says something about Trump being married to a call girl with ass and titty pics on the internet, they’d start crying.
     
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  5. sflagator

    sflagator VIP Member Trusted GC Insider

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    Why is that an insult? Any woman who can sleep her way to the literal top of the world, power-wise, should be revered - more people have walked on the moon.

    It would be her, Cleopatra, and... ?
     
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  6. sflagator

    sflagator VIP Member Trusted GC Insider

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    longer clip above. No better
     
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  7. vaxcardinal

    vaxcardinal GC Hall of Fame

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    Who said anything about it being an insult. I was just speculating what the clip was about
     
  8. gator_jo

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    My God, Trump is such a whiner. It's really just 4 minutes of crying about how his mic doesn't work.

    Why can't he ever be a "glass is half full" guy? For example, this broken mic gave him the perfect opportunity to utilize the simulated felatio gag he's been waiting to drop on audiences.

    Obviously, this routine was planned- he didn't just say to himself "Hmmm, the malfunctioning of this microphone makes me want to publicly simulate blowing it, in front of thousands of people. "
     
  9. swampbabe

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    If that’s all it took we’d have been in charge A LONG TIME AGO.
     
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  10. sflagator

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    lol ok. Typical deflection.
     
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  11. sflagator

    sflagator VIP Member Trusted GC Insider

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    Just FYI: In 2024 when one of the candidates had been divorced twice, payed hush $$ to a porn star, is on tape bragging about sexual assault and creeping on his daughter, has been accused of sexual assault by more that 20 women, and has been linked to an inveterate pedo over and over....

    "she's a slut" might not be the own you think it is
     
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  12. vegasfox

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    Was Trump pretending he was the ThROAT GOAT you Democrats are voting for? Hilarious!
     
  13. channingcrowderhungry

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    After reading this thread, can't imagine why women are breaking for Harris so decisively.....
     
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  14. citygator

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    Donald Trump was handed hundred of millions from dad. Bought his way into Penn with bad grades. Bought his way out of Vietnam.

    Harris dated someone once and was elected into 4 of the largest jobs in America by getting nearly a hundred million votes in all those elections.

    But short bus righties.
     
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  15. sflagator

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    Like I said, if she could do all that simply through sexual prowess she must be world top 10 in the sack, and she deserves a monument.

    I though Trump supporters love sexual prowess? Wonder what's different here, can't quite put my finger on it....

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. G8trGr8t

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    And there it is..
     
  17. sflagator

    sflagator VIP Member Trusted GC Insider

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    Anything to avoid talking about why the guy pretended to fellate a mike stand.
     
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  18. sflagator

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    He was clearly thinking about arnold palmer
     
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  19. enviroGator

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    Ok, woke up this morning wondering what stupid shit Trump did last night.

    Did not see that cumming.
     
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  20. murphree_hall

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    Willie Brown said what exactly?
     
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