Off-Season: All-Nuttin' but Net Hoops Squad

Let me add that @akaGatorhoops may be undersized but his comments shoot above the rim.

And @exiledgator is the perfect change of pace poster in a full court press defense.

 

I’ve got him by a half inch. <insert joke here>

 

This is hilarious

 

I play 1-3 in men’s league, since it’s not NBA height we are talking about. I can guard 6 footers no problem, but I really dislike playing anything other than PG. I’m a floor general type of guy.

 

Yes Sir, Coach. Whatever the team needs

 

Put some of your fine bourbon in the Gatorade bottles, and I'll run through a wall for you, Coach

 

you can be our designated trash-talker

 

that's not what she said

 

Greg Stolt. Hahaha.

 

I don't know enough about Wes Unseld to understand the comparison. I suppose I could be described as a slower, shorter, whiter Wes Unseld with no discernible skills.

 

I can bring it to the point where the guy with the ball stops dead in his tracks in confusion, when I blast him with something like, "Ponderous dunderhead! I shall retard your progress, you nattering nabob of negativisim!"

 

Sounds like competition for the U.S. 3v3 team.

 

using nabob in a conversation made my day
haven't heard it since Brando in Apocalypse Now

 

I nominate myself for team dentist/oral surgeon and Gatorade boy

 

I'm old. "Nattering nabob of negativism" was a phrase Spiro Agnew used to label his critics.

 

William Safire was the speech writer on that.