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Forget BBQ Dog - RFK leaves dead Bear in Central Park

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by citygator, Aug 5, 2024.

  1. citygator

    citygator VIP Member

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    C'mon, like none of you has ever picked up a dead bear off the road with the intent to bring it home to Westchester and skin it for the meat but forgot it was in your car and went to a big dinner at Peter Luger steakhouse and then you had to go to the airport.

    But of course now you had this dead bear rotting in your van but fortunately (or not fortunately) you also had an old bicycle and decided to fake an accident in Central Park and so you did and then flew off to wherever.

    Then were shocked to realize the next day that it was in "every paper" including the New York Times and then you decided years later to run for president and the story come back to haunt you?

    -Summary above from twitter


    Contemporary Story:

     
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  2. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    This happened to my buddy Pete
     
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  3. NavyGator93

    NavyGator93 GC Hall of Fame

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    Two things I found odd. One, he didn't say anything when it was such bigs news when it happened.
    Two, I actually understand harvesting the meat on an animal you know was just accidentally killed. Not sure it is worth going thru the hassle to get the tag to harvest such a small amount of meat.
     
  4. Gator515151

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    I actually thought about taking the dead bears teeth and claws if it didn't stink so bad I probably would have.
     
  5. gatordavisl

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    What kinda bear was Pete? May he rip
     
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  6. gatorchamps960608

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    He is a grade A nut job.
     
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  9. sierragator

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    He's a weird dude. Makes one wonder if his last name was something other than Kennedy, would anyone pay any attention to him at all?
     
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  10. ursidman

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    Well, maybe a little
     
  11. cluckugator

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    This story just makes me like RFK Jr. more. B/C he isn’t a real candidate, he should entertain the masses. I’m entertained.
     
  12. gator_lawyer

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    These memes are killing me lol
     
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  13. l_boy

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    Kennedy’s Wife and Birds Live in California. He Says It’s Not Home.

    Kennedy apparently faked his home address in NY - seems he really lives in CA

    Also re roadkill, the offered this nugget:



    After finishing his testimony on Wednesday, Mr. Kennedy sidestepped the bear ordeal, saying that he’d rather talk about issues like mortgages and the price of groceries. But, after he was asked if he’d picked up anything else off the road, he said: “I’ve been picking up roadkill my whole life. I have a freezer full of it. A thousand cubic-foot freezer.” A spokeswoman later clarified that the freezer was actually 21 cubic feet, and that the candidate no longer has it. The whereabouts of the roadkill was unclear