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Trump and Bryson DeChambeau shoot 22 under par for 18 holes

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by vegasfox, Jul 31, 2024.

  1. Emmitto

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    That putting stroke is what we call “Just hit it dude.” Not a line or speed right. Hurry!!
     
  2. vegasfox

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    Not long after getting a solo birdie Trump hits driver to 4 feet on a par 4 and sinks the putt for solo eagle. Go to 37:00 and enjoy.

     
  3. vegasfox

    vegasfox GC Hall of Fame

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    DeChambeau migh5 have the highest IQ of any tour pro. Very high driver speed. Unconventionsl thinker. Spatial awareness is off the charts. Ge was a physics major in college, I excelled at math
    Our views on the golf swing started out as unconventional but are now becoming the norm.
     
  4. vegasfox

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    Retarded post. PGA true players miss roughly 10 plus putts per round. So you pist a video showing only Trump's (often barely) missed putts to make people think he socks at putting? Obviously you're not and have never been much of an athlete and math was not easy for you. Trump is a good putter, especially under pressure
     
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  5. vegasfox

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    You have amazingly bad judgment. I like you for your entertainment value
     
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  6. vegasfox

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    Georgia political candidate (and Trump aide)Brian Jack;
    I’m not sure if I should say this,” said Jack. “But just a few weeks ago, President Trump put to shame two professional golfers. I ain’t gonna mention their names, but just know he shot a 70 on 18 holes.”
     
  7. citygator

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    Charlotte
    3 day average score of 90.
     
  8. vegasfox

    vegasfox GC Hall of Fame

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    Traditional American Jack Nicklaus on Trump:
    between Trump's campaign performance and his business dealings, Nicklaus hesitated to get into politics. Nevertheless, the Golden Bear did remark that he likes what he sees from Trump.

    "He's turning America upside-down, he's awakening the country," Nicklaus said. "We need a lot of that."

    Nicklaus went on to say that Trump isn't as politically correct or polished as he should be, but believes that will improve over time.

    "He's not stupid. He didn't get to where he's at because he's dumb."
     
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  9. mikemcd810

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    Triggered alert.
     
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  10. apkgator

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    If you really believe that you (1) know nothing about golf and (2) might be interested in a bridge I have for sale
     
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  11. channingcrowderhungry

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    Bernhard Lanher is the oldest winner in senior tour history at 65. You're telling me slobby out of shape Trump, at age 78, isn't beating professional golfers?!??

    God MAGA is so delusional in their adulation of their cult leader.
     
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  12. vegasfox

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    John Daly on Trump Clinton and Biden

     
  13. vegasfox

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    I shot a 66 on the Gator golf course.l without a driver. Shot a 43 with a sand wedge and no.other club. Shots a 62 on a par 69 course. I jnow golf pretty well.

    Hank Haney on Trump's swing:

     
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  14. apkgator

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    Well done! You mocked most of the typical orange god traits in one post.
    Making absurd claims about yourself? Check
    Myriad of typos? Check
    3rd grade grammar hard to understand? Check
    One suggestion....next time maybe add something like "it was a beautful round, some people say it was the greatest round ever". And yes...."Shot a 43 with a sand wedge and no.other club" would be the greatest round in the history of golf until I realized you are a minature golf pro.
     
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  15. mikemcd810

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    I believe you've mentioned that you're female (apologies if I'm mistaken). Were you on the golf team at UF?
     
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    Shooting a 43 with a dand wedge and no putter isn't as hard as you think. Easy to hit every fairway and usually you hit pat 4's in 3 shots and par 5's in 4. If you're good you'll average less than 2 putts per hole. I birdied the 3rd hole which was 145 yards over a lake from tee to green. Stick it to 4 feet and sank it. It was a money match against 3 schmos who told me "money talks bull____ walks" after I told them I hit a 485 yard par 5 with a driver and an 80 yard wedge 3 hours earlier. They gave me 1.5 strokes/hole. Best any of them could shoot was 45. So I beat them all straight up. I let them off their $500 bets for a pitcher of beer. My record for least number of putts in 9 holes is 7 BTW. Chipped in, sank a bunker shot, made 7 one putts. Not as hard as you might think. I hadn't played in 6 years and missed several greens and chipped close. 13 putts on the back 9, 20 for the round. Haven't played since
     
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    Did I say I was female or did I say I'd lay a bet that I have 2 X chromosomes?
     
  18. apkgator

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    There you go....emulate the orange one right down the line. Get called out for the absurd, just double down with even more amazing stories of your prowess. Maye you could go full tin cup and beat pros using only a shovel and a hoe. Very selfish of you not to contribute to our Ryder Cup team, you and Donnie would clearly be difference makers vs the Euro's
     
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  19. mikemcd810

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    I thought you said that on here but I could be wrong or could be thinking of this.

    x.com
     
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  20. vegasfox

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    I didn't mention that I used to play pretty good golf until people started assuming I knew little about the game.

    Here's Trump's grandaughter Kai playing 9 holes with Grant Horvat a few days after her RNC speech