Too little smiles and humorous pictures 2024 edition

Chuck Schumer

 

....and lest it be forgotten, happens to be pro-life, and managed to appoint the justices to the SCOTUS who corrected a 50 year mistake in overturning Roe, while the life long *Catholic* wiped his ass with his religion, and defends abortion, in direct contradiction of the dictates of his (my) faith.

So yeah...blah blah blah about their personal lives...their respective records as POTUS speak for themselves.

Lol?

>>>funny <<<<

 

@92gator ... a clue for you.
Place your cursor on photo with image you want identified and right click. Move cursor to 'search image with google," and left click.

 

Fixed it for you:

After a long life, and a tumultuous presidency, Donald J Trump dies and arrives at the Gates of Heaven, where he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asks an angel, "What are all those clocks?"

The angel answers, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," says Trump, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Washington's clock. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."

"Tremendous" says Trump. "And whose clock is that one?"

The angel responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"So, where's my clock?" Asks Trump

"Oh, your clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."