Nor can Joe pull this off: So I said, let me ask you a question and he said nobody ever asked this question and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart. He goes, I say , what would happen if a boat sank from its weight? And you re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there, by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that a lot of shark? I watched some guys justifying today. Well they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladys leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what/who she was? These people are. He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now. It really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat over here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do l jump over by the shark not get electrocuted? Because he didn’t know the answer he said " you know, nobody's ever asked me that question”. I said, think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. You know what l'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time
I guess I blocked it out of my mind how weird Trump supporters get during an election year. Bring on the boat parades.
I just want to declare my belief that every American should have the right to own fully-armed F-15’s.
Ok, I have to ask..... is that real, or did someone ask chatGPT to write a Trump ramble? Because, oh my...
write me a rambling trump campaign speech explaining why it's better to be electrocuted by a giant powerful battery than to be eaten by a shark ChatGPT Well, folks, let me tell you something nobody else will tell you. You see, everybody's talking about sharks, sharks this, sharks that. "Oh, be careful, there are sharks in the water!" But let me ask you something, what's so great about sharks? Huh? I'll tell you, not much! You know what's better than being eaten by a shark? Being electrocuted by a giant, powerful battery. That's right, you heard me correctly. Let me explain. When you're eaten by a shark, it's all over in seconds. It's quick, it's brutal, and there's no coming back from it. But when you're electrocuted by a giant, powerful battery, well, let me tell you, it's a whole different story. First of all, you're going out in a blaze of glory, folks. I mean, talk about making a statement! You're not just another fish in the sea, you're a firework, you're a spectacle! People are gonna remember you, believe me. And secondly, think about the energy, the power coursing through your veins as that electricity surges through you. It's like nothing else, folks, it's a rush, it's an adrenaline high like you've never experienced. And let's not forget about the symbolism, folks. When you're electrocuted by a giant, powerful battery, you're sending a message to the world. You're saying, "I refuse to be just another victim, I refuse to go down without a fight!" That's the American spirit, folks, that's what we're all about. So, next time you're out there swimming in the ocean, and you see those sharks circling around, just remember what I told you. Don't be afraid, be empowered. Because it's better to go out with a bang than to be just another snack for those overrated fish. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America!
Sidewinders is all you really need. Most people give off at least some heat, especially <fill in your perceived enemy here>
You got it me on that one. I will readily concede that Joe Biden isn't close to Deranged Donald Trump when it comes to portraying a WWE wrestler. If Trump loses in November maybe he can launch a second (or third or fourth) career is the oldest WWE wrestler in history.
Maybe I'm bias, but I think Biden's is better and more heartfelt, ends on a positive note, too.. write me a rambling biden campaign speech explaining why it's better to be electrocuted by a giant powerful battery than to be eaten by a shark Folks, let me tell you something, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart. When you're out there in the deep blue sea, and you see that fin cutting through the waves, it's enough to make your heart skip a beat. But let me ask you this, my friends: would you rather be chomped down by a shark, or take a jolt from a giant, powerful battery? Now, I know that might sound like a tough choice, but let me break it down for you. First off, let's talk about the shark. They're predators, plain and simple. They're out there in the ocean, cruising around, looking for their next meal. And let me tell you, when they decide it's your turn to be on the menu, there's not much you can do about it. You're just a snack to them, a little morsel in their world of teeth and terror. But now, let's think about that giant battery. Sure, it's powerful, there's no denying that. But at least with a battery, you know what you're getting. It's not sneaking up on you in the water, waiting to strike when you least expect it. No, it's right there in front of you, all big and bold and electrifying. And here's the thing, folks: with a battery, there's a chance you might make it out alive. Sure, you'll feel the shock, maybe even see some sparks fly, but if you're lucky, you'll come out the other side with a heck of a story to tell. You'll be able to say, "I survived the lightning bolt of the sea!" Try saying that after you've been chomped on by a shark. So, my friends, the choice is clear. When it comes down to it, I'd rather take my chances with the battery than with the shark any day of the week. Because at least with the battery, there's a fighting chance. And in this crazy world we live in, that's all we can really ask for, isn't it? So let's embrace the power of the battery, and let's keep on swimming, folks. We've got a world to explore, and I for one am not going to let a little thing like electrocution get in my way. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.
You're getting goofy man. ...By the way. I saw the little "man card" shot you took at me before another mod deleted it . False bravado is typical of a middle school view of manhood. So flex on brother.
I know I've posted it before, but it's glorious and this will not be the last time I post it. Keaton Patti made a bot watch 1000 hours of Trump rallies, then had it write a Trump rally of its own.
