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Sweden's Women's Soccer Team vs. U.S. Women's Soccer Team

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by louisianagatormom, Jun 3, 2024.

  1. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    Tall midfielders are my thing ok
     
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  2. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    You are telling hard truths that conservatives cant grapple with
     
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  3. GCNumber7

    GCNumber7 VIP Member

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    I don’t think he has a good handle on what attractive actually looks like.
     
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  4. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    That's definitely true, but they cant post pornography here so they are stuck with rating jocks
     
  5. GCNumber7

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    That sounds like a great test. lol
     
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  6. GatorJMDZ

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    I think at this point he just wants to date a mammal.
     
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  7. wgbgator

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    Pixie goth punk Lahren has me feeling things too ...
     
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  8. GCNumber7

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    Fellas, check out this Swedish neonazi honey. How fine is she?

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  9. citygator

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    I am not sure how the US Women's Soccer team is going to sleep at night knowing some really old dudes on the internet don't think they are hot.

    Smack dat A Orlando!

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  10. tilly

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    I'm conservative and Swedish.

    But Brunettes are the only way to go.

    USA USA!
     
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  11. mdgator05

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    Okay, just to thoroughly piss off the a certain contingent, how about this? The reason that the US has won 8 major championships (defined as Olympics and World Cups) since 1990 and Sweden has won zero is because of diversity (in every respect of that word). The US has the ability to produce a lot of different types of players and that helps to both find elite players at every position and depth that allows them to play different styles so they don't run into teams that can just beat them stylistically with a rock-paper-scissors situation.

    BTW, as I type this, 16-year old Lily Yohannes, an Eritrean-American-Dutch player, just scored. She is still trying to decide which country she ultimately wants to represent (she is not a Dutch citizen yet, but isn't cap-tied as this is a friendly, and plans to get citizenship there as well). I wouldn't be surprised if Hayes tries to stick her on the Olympic roster, which would tie her to the US if she plays.
     
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  12. NavyGator93

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    It doesn't matter if she scored, MAGA wants to know if she is good looking.
    Yes, I know she is only 16, but we are talking about MAGA here.
     
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  13. mdgator05

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    Probably not blonde enough...
     
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  14. gatorpa

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    This thread is an embarrassment.
     
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  15. KelticGator

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    This is actually a rehash of trolling threads that came out 4 or 5 years age (Hence the age of photos and why they contain players that aren’t even on either team as of now). The funniest part of those old threads is when it came out that Sweden actually had more lesbians on their team than the U.S. did (twice as many). So the OP can be drooling and dreaming about those Swedish players all he wants but a lot of them have absolutely no interest in dudes so they won’t ever be returning the favor.
     
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  16. mdgator05

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    Hey, he is currently pretending to be his own mother...so...

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  17. NavyGator93

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    If the entire Swedish team was heterosexual, they still would not be returning the favor to the OP.
     
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    Matt Gaetz is trying to get her contact info.
     
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  19. citygator

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    Yea. My wife is a brunette. My girlfriend is blonde though.
     
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    Oh wait, I thought I was Donald Trump for a second.
     
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