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Kristi Noem is an evil, puppy killing piece of garbage

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by HeyItsMe, Apr 27, 2024.

  1. okeechobee

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    Most elections 3rd parties are sort of "trivial", but this year, 3rd parties will likely notch double digit numbers in terms of percentage of overall vote. I wouldn't call that trivial, as it can easily turn an election on its head. And then you have states like New York which are afterthoughts typically, but in this cycle it's a 10 point ballgame. Lastly, a significant turnout for 3rd parties will crush an unpopular incumbent every time.

    #MAGA2024
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  2. G8trGr8t

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    Geese are easy. You can grab em by the neck and they're done if you dont mind the wings flapping. A bunch of guinea hens is a lot more trouble. As are peacocks
     
  3. StrangeGator

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    Colbert nails it.

     
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  4. phatGator

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    Shot? I see what you did there. :D
     
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  5. GatorBen

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    She had a shot, but she missed and had to go to her truck and look for another shotgun shell.
     
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  6. GatorJMDZ

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    Seriously? She had the dog out trying to teach it to hunt pheasants. She fails to secure the dog at a chicken ranch or whatever and it kills chickens. Poor Cricket was killing birds the same day she was trying to teach it to...kill birds. It tried to bite her when she was trying to interrupt it as it was killing, possibly eating, birds. I've had a dog growl when I tried to take her bone away. That was on me, stupid thing to do. Don't forget the goat whose worst offense was apparently smelling bad. (Is Trump even safe to be around Noem?)

    Making matters worse, she intentionally included the details of her double kill day in her book. She was trying to target a specific audience with those stories. She is totally to blame for her gross miscalculation as to how other audiences would react...she apparently didn't even consider it. If she had not voluntarily chosen to write about it, no one would be the wiser and Cricket along with the nameless goat would be in an unmarked gravel pit somewhere in the armpit of the US pushing up daisies.

    I was married to a CFA judge and well known breeder of Persian cats. Invariably one of the pregnant females would wait until she was out of town for the weekend to have kittens. And invariably one or two kittens from each litter wouldn't make it. Even though there were charts she used to avoid too much inbreeding, there was still probably too much of it and those kittens were on the delicate side. When tube feeding and other things didn't work, she instructed me on how to humanely put them down and it didn't involve a vet. I never told a single person at the courthouse the next day about how many kittens I had to kill over the weekend or how I did it. I cried like a little kid each time I had to do it and had a little funeral for them. Noem is a witch.
     
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  7. l_boy

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    my point was Trump has never gotten 50% before, how do you think he gets 50% now with a more viable 3rd party candidate?

    At this point I’m not making a prediction. I think Trump being in the public eye tends to hurt Trump. People are just tired of the nonsense. However Biden appears to big problems with younger voters. It’s not clear what that means in terms of the actual election 6 months ago.

    Rfk jr now seems to pull more from Trump that Biden, but the results are mixed based upon the polls. Typically 3rd party candidate drop in popularity as the campaign goes on but they still could throw it one way or the other.

    It seems doubtful to me Biden loses the popular vote. It is very plausible he could lose the electoral college which is obviously what counts.
     
  8. Gatorrick22

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    Cute, but then the Pubs can show beautiful little girls and boys playing... and demand protection for those children FROM GROOMERS from the LEFT.
     
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  9. BigCypressGator1981

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    South Dakota Democratic Senate Minority Leader Reynold Nesiba considered the disclosure more calculated than stupid. He said the story has circulated for years among lawmakers that Noem killed a dog in a “fit of anger” and that there were witnesses. He speculated that it was coming out now because Noem is being vetted as a candidate for vice president.

    “She knew that this was a political vulnerability, and she needed to put it out there, before it came up in some other venue,” he said. “Why else would she write about it?”

    Noem’s spokesperson didn’t immediately respond to questions from The Associated Press about whether the dog actually bit her or just tried to do so, or whether Noem had to seek medical treatment. The book’s publisher declined to provide AP an advance copy of the book.

    Politicians and dog experts vilify South Dakota governor after she writes about killing her dog
     
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  10. HeyItsMe

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    Lmfao, might as well make this the Kristi Noem megathread. I’m sure the Trumpers will be here any minute to defend this blatant lie as well - after all, they enjoy being lied right to their faces.

     
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  11. cocodrilo

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    She was trying to impress Trump, who hates dogs and calls women dogs. But now he'll go to an animal shelter and hold up a cute little puppy for a photo op. Then for VP he'll go with the Stefanik (sp) woman, another real prize.
     
  12. GatorJMDZ

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    Serial liar. (Her, not you, HiM.)
     
  13. HeyItsMe

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    The GOP knows how to pick them.
     
  14. GatorJMDZ

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    Add this groomer crap to that list of your horrendous posting habits.
     
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  15. ursidman

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    Bug Tussle NC
    Senators Oz and Walker are pleased with this
     
  16. citygator

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    Her new line is that it was a choice of protecting her kids from the rabid bloodthirsty ravenous wolf/hound.
     
  17. GatorJMDZ

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    Serial liar. (Her, not you, CG.)

    Next thing you know, Lauren Boebert will be blaming Cricket for killing Scooby-doo instead of a wolf.

     
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  18. tampagtr

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    If she did "stare down" Kim Jong Un, which it's absurd that anyone believed, she would have to conceal that were she still in running for DT's VP, since DT "fell in love" with Kim Jong Un
     
  19. GatorBen

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    You know who helps dogs hide their evil ways? Groomers.

    Always cutting their hair and putting cute little bandanas on them to trick you into thinking that they’re loving little animals instead of the murderous, terrible at flushing pheasants, chicken-killing machines that they actually are.

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  20. cocodrilo

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    I guess that was better than shooting her kids.
     
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