Baseball vs. TN, Fri 5/3, Game 1, 3:00 pm

Big series coming up—hope to see a big time Gator effort out of all the players and coaches. Fans too!

Coach’em up Sully, send those hounds packing!!

 

Earl Stamos, is he related to John? Maybe somebody knows him.....

 

So we are countering with Coppola....

 

I think you mean Stamos' ERA is 2.89.

 

Inquiring minds wanted to know:
Hit By Pitch As of FAU


Kurland 13
Heyman 11
Shelton 10
Evans 9
Caglianone 7
Shelnut 6
Garrison 6
Guy 6
Albert 5
Donay 3
Thomas 3
Yost 3
Robertson 1
Wilson 1


Total 84

 

Maybe it's foreshadowing a splendid result....

Go GATORS!
,WESGATORS

 

Hey let’s not give them any more advantages than we need to.

 

Ok we might as well get the ball rolling—does everyone know that they invented toothpaste in Knoxville, Tn? They did, if they would’ve invented it anywhere else they would have called it teethpaste…

 

How can you tell if a Tennessean is married? There are tobacco stains on both sides of the pick-up!
What does the average University of Tennesse student get on their SAT? Drool!
How do you know if you're staying in a Knoxville hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I've got a leak in my sink." They say, "Go ahead!"
A Tennessee State Tropper pulls over a speeder on I-64 and asks him, "Got any I.D.?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

 

Nice Dad joke Horns . Geeze

 

Ok a couple were pretty ok ! The sink was good

 

They'll get better as the night goes on.

 

I was trying to keep it at a level the hounds would understand….

 

Or as the drink gets stronger

 

Did you know that in Tennessee when you divorce your wife she is still your sister?

Are you ready for Gator Baseball? GO GATORS!!!!

 

19-6 when FLORIDA does not allow any runs in the first inning.
10-2 when FLORIDA scores at least one run in the first and does not allow any runs to be scored in the first.
9-4 when nobody scores in the first inning.

4-15 when allowing at least one run in the first inning.
1-10 when allowing at least one run in the first inning + we don't score in the first inning

Go GATORS!
,WESGATORS

 

Now I think I need two drinks….

 

It’s simple. Score early and often. Don’t let them score.

 

I was surprised how well our pitching held against Arky. Our offense let us down. There is hope that we are turning the corner. But this is a HUGE challenge. We cannot afford to keep walking the bottom of the lineup either. It has been such an Achilles heel for us. I'm hoping to take two in anyway possible. I'll take extremely ugly wins! Go Gators!! Beat those Toothless Vols!