SEC schools ranked by walking distance to the nearest Waffle House

Not sure of where we would want to be ranked here?

 

I'm guessing Waffle House put this out there!

 

TAMU doesn’t deserve to be in the SEC!

 

Waffle House, Hmmm. I suppose if there's a meteor strike and there are no other options. Back in the day, (shortly after the Dinosaurs extinction) I preferred to drive north for Skeeters Big biscuits. A nice plate-sized piece of dough with gravy. Then a side of regular food and a nap!

Go Gators.

 

Scattered, smothered, chunked!

 

That has got to be a disqualification for aTm to be in the SEC.

EDIT: @tec68 beat me to it.

 

SEC East flexing a little dominance with this stat

 

Yep... not until they get female cheerleaders...

 

GNV doesn’t have REAL Waffle houses though… like “server smokin a cigarette carrying her baby around-security at the door-cooks fighting each other” waffle houses … GNV Waffle houses are soft

 

Excellent point Green. Like comparing a wild safari to a trip to the zoo.

 

Why not? It's better academically than most of the conference.

 

Going by this totally valid and important metric, we should consider whether some of the oft talked about expansion candidates belong in the SEC:

UNC - 7.3 miles
UVA - 3.9 miles

Clearly both are more worthy members that aTm. But I'd have second thoughts about UNC...

 

and topped

 

I don’t pay attention to the female cheerleaders — who in the world is gonna watch a bunch of dudes - in uniform?

 

I'm surprised the Missy schools are so low.

Maybe this is the real reason why I've seen rumors that A&M is talking to the big10+.

 

I think SWAC would be a top 5 team; I bet they take this information to the SEC Office.

Go GATORS!
,WESGATORS

 

If you've ever seen them, they obviously identify as females.

 

Clearly, I was being sarcastic about a Waffle House being so far from their campus lol

 

Au contraire, we've had at least one shooting death at one of the GNV Waffle Houses and one of the last times I was at the Newberry Rd. location there was a dude skulking around outside the restaurant until 2 ASO's rolled up and resolved the situation.