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Democrats Concerned Biden May Be Too Old To Finish Destroying Country

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  1. flgator2

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    Democrats Concerned Biden May Be Too Old To Finish Destroying Country | Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a secret meeting of high-ranking party leadership, Democrats expressed grave concern that President Joe Biden may be too old to complete their party's mission of the utter destruction of the country.

    Though Democratic Party power-brokers agree that Biden has served his purpose well in helping to push the United States closer to the brink of collapse, they agree that his advanced age may make it impossible for him to finish the job.

    "It's a shame he's so old because he's done such a tremendous job of being awful," said one party official. "We've never seen a leader with such an innate, natural gift for steering the country toward utter annihilation. It's been truly impressive to see the horrific results he has achieved in just a few years. Unfortunately, he may not last long enough to finish it off."

    Lol, this was pretty funny
     
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  2. okeechobee

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    Pretty accurate for a satire piece.
     
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  3. VAg8r1

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    Once again the right demonstrated that it's not very good at satire. Given what is broadcast on Fox News on a regular basis I thought that it was a serious article when I first read it. It was only when I got to the very end of the post and checked the source that I knew that it was satire.
     
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  4. G8tas

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    He will be even older during his second term
     
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  5. gatorpa

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    If he makes it that far…

    Neither he nor Trump should be anywhere near a ballot in Nov.

    They both are terrible.
     
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  6. duggers_dad

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    It’s Weekend at Bernie’s in the US. But what does it matter ? Is Biden really running the country in his half-dead condition ? Isn’t a demented octogenarian the perfect metaphor for what America has become in its political state ? Isn’t it just truth in advertising ?
     
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  7. Spurffelbow833

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    The state of presidential politics in this country stands as proof that the POTUS isn't running the show. He can't possibly be.
     
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  8. murphree_hall

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    I’ll give you guys credit for one thing… you never break character.

    I feel that it’s a strength when I disagree with my party or like-minded people. It reminds me that I’m not completely in the tank for one side even if I lean towards one. Hyper-partisanship is strange to me.
     
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  9. VAg8r1

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    Absolutely. While I agree that Biden is somewhat cognitively diminished as the result of his age, his critics on the other side completely ignore the fact that so is his likely opponent with the orange complexion. Waiting for the standard response from one or more of them that I'm suffering from TDS while they're constantly displaying symptoms of BDS (Biden Derangement Syndrome).
     
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    Biden wants to wish all of you a Happy Resident’s Day!
     
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    Lol, you prove you suffer from TDS with your cute “orange complexion” comment . I hope someone develops a vaccine to help you folk recover.

     
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  12. defensewinschampionships

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    Biden won't make it that far. The MSM and DNC are lowering the force fields that have been covering him since early 2020 when it became apparent he was the nominee. He'll be replaced soon enough. The question is, will he step down to save his reputation or have to be dragged through the mud?
     
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  13. VAg8r1

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    I guess I should stick to the more objective description of Trump and simply refer to him as the defeated indicted former president without reference to his penchant for slathering his face with orange makeup.
     
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  15. gaterzfan

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    Or just DT. Takes less time to type, esp on a phone.

     
  16. VAg8r1

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    I prefer accuracy to brevity.
     
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    VAg I know your head is completely consumed by Trump but can we get back to this brilliantly written article based much more in fact than you want to acknowledge? I know all of you far leftists don’t want to hear or read the truth about the old senile white man. Viva los criminales!
     
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  18. VAg8r1

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    Posted this is another thread. Apparently speaking the truth really triggers the snowflakes of MAGA world.
    Nikki Haley calling out Trump's dementia 'risk' angers MAGA
    Since you (and you're not the only one) believe that I am completely consumed by Trump I promise not to mention him again as soon as he withdraws his candidacy for the presidency.
     
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  19. citygator

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    The next Babylon Bee article I read that makes me laugh will be the first.
     
  20. ridgetop

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    I remember when the left became upset about the right using the term
    Snowflake… wasn’t that long ago.. so guess it’s back in style for the left to use again?
    Also apparently there are only 4-5 snowflakes in mags world since that is all the Newsweek article managed to find and quote.. and wasn’t Newsweek one of those untrustworthy media sites? Or is it only untrustworthy when the right side issues it?
    Hard to keep up with the flip flopping, side stepping backtracking of tribalism. No wonder Biden and Trump look so old.
     
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