Trump's Troubles

But of course… Biden is old.

 

Trump may have to sell New York City to pay off his court-related debts, according to Michael Cohen. And even that may not be enough to save his ass-ets. The so-called billionaire has spent too much of his money paying off strippers and rape victims. So send $19.95 to "Save the Con-Man", P.O. Box 2145, Boca Raton, FL 33428. If you send $50,000, you get a free lunch with Mr. Trump and a free presidential pardon when he returns to the White House. During the lunch, Mr. Trump will tell you what a great humanitarian he is for providing financial assistance to rape victims and strippers. He believes he has a good shot at a Nobel Prize if enough supporters storm the Nobel Prize building and fight for their rights.

Michael Cohen Says Trump Couldn’t Pay $355 Million Even if He Sold All His NYC Assets: ‘He’s Stuck’ | Video

 

Seth Meyers has a few things to say about Trump's response to the republican candidate losing the Congressional seat vacated by George Santos.

Seth Meyers Says 5 'Desperate' Words From Trump Are 'The Subtext' Of Everything He Does

Trump was right about one thing: "Republicans just don't learn." In this case, republicans just don't learn to stop trusting a con-man.

 

Of course they did

 

Fundraiser - for only $99/bottle, you can smell like trump, and run fast and jump high in your trump sneaks

 

This really stood out:

As one commentator noted she had difficulty with recall when questioned by attorneys from the Office of the Attorney General but for some reason much better recall when questioned by attorneys representing the defense.

 

When another poster suggesting that Trump wouldn't be paying the $355M this was my response.

Turns out that I was correct although I thought the grifter would be hitting them upthrough some type of appeal rather than a GoFundMe page although that he could also try that time-tested approach.

 

Biden is so old he remembers when Trump was rich!

Credit: A meme on Twitter

 

Trump launches sneaker line a day after judge’s order to pay nearly $355 million
Trump launches sneaker line a day after judge’s order to pay nearly $355 million | CNN Politics

 

FUGLY.

He is selling those sneakers for $399.

Here he is earlier today getting loudly booed at Sneaker Con.

 

He'll be trying a lot of cons to try to get out of paying his debts. It's what a professional con-man does. Next stop: strap on the orange tights for Comic-Con.

He should have had the shoes painted orange for the full Donald/clown effect.

 

There is a schism developing among the ignorant Trump-worshipping republicans. Charlie (no relation to "Captain") Kirk helped oust Ronna McDaniel from the RNC. Now people want to attack him with knives. He's being blamed for RNC fund-raising problems (because, of course, you can't blame Trump for that). Kirk is also not well-respected for his racist ideas. Trump likes to pretend that he's not a racist, and having openly racist supporters like Kirk damages his "reputation".

Conservative activist Charlie Kirk helped oust Ronna McDaniel at the RNC. Now the knives are out for him.

 

Trump for Sale! Get your Trump for Sale! Michael Cohen says that Donald Trump is for sale. Will he be on the discount rack? Will there be coupons? Do you have to feed him? There's a lot of questions out there right now.

Michael Cohen suggests Trump’s mounting legal fees make him ‘thoroughly compromised’: ‘He is for sale’

 

Hard to argue that. Hard to think of why there are people paying rates for shares in his social media company that is losing an order of magnitude more money than they are generating in revenue, with no substantial user base growth, or technological or data-oriented innovation except in terms of gaining access to him in case he wins.