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Florida attacking transgender driver licenses

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by gatorchamps960608, Feb 1, 2024.

  1. cocodrilo

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    Then when a highway patrolman pulls you over, he can say, "May I see your genital organ please?"
     
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  2. homer

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    I’m going to see if I can get M changed to OFTEN. :)
     
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  3. archigator_96

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    Innee or Outee?
     
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  4. gaterzfan

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    Okay, I though biological sex and gender were different matters.

    Sex is pretty much set (male, female, inter) unless one endures a lengthy process of changing from their biological sex to a different sex .... while gender is not necessarily hard coded and can change. One can be cis (male or female), neutral, outlaw, androgyne, "a", fluid, etc ..... and can change when they sense a need to change.

    Pragmatically, how could the state define a person's gender as seemingly anyone can create a new gender .... and change their gender identity whenever they choose?
     
  5. Spurffelbow833

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    If you're an F to M, you'll always have ladies night at the bars.
     
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  6. cocodrilo

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    This brings back a favorite childhood memory of mine. It happened right here in the state of Florida. In East Palatka, to be exact. I went to a side show at a fair. I got in line and paid my dime or whatever it was to go in. I think I was eight or nine years old. The man took my dime with no questions asked, though I was the only kid, and unattended, in line. What were we going to see? A morphodite. A person came out on a stage in a robe. He/she opened the robe and showed us that he/she had both a vagina and a scrotum. He/she smiled at a man standing next to me and said, "Does it look real to you, honey?" He nodded yes as he stared, smiling too. It was actually the first vagina I had ever seen. It looked real to me, but what did I know?
     
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  7. mrhansduck

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    Have you considered writing erotica?
     
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  8. cocodrilo

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    I just did!
     
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  9. gatorchamps960608

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    Props to the usual suspects trying to divert the actual topic to something meaningless. I bet lots of states use sex instead of gender purely because it's 3 less letters on a small piece of paper.
     
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  10. OklahomaGator

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  11. archigator_96

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    Always wondered what Nick did for a living. Although with a last name of Sample his career choices were pretty much spelled out.
     
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  12. cocodrilo

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    The M after "Sex" could stand for "midline" or "middle-of-the-road."
     
  13. Gator515151

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    Didn't he use to be a cast member on Hee Haw?
     
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  14. duggers_dad

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    I checked and hermaphrodites are male. As such, I’d think that an M would suffice as a stopped driver would unlikely be required to drop trou for unusual pee-pee inspection. Of course I can’t account for prurient interests in blue states.
     
  15. citygator

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    This should really lower food prices and drop Florida down from 5th highest to 6th highest. Way to go Desantis!
     
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  16. philnotfil

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    What is he campaigning for now?
     
  17. archigator_96

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    Nah, that was his brother. Junior.
     
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  18. mrhansduck

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    Reportedly already talk about 2028.
     
  19. VAg8r1

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    I think that was his brother Junior.
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  20. tampagtr

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    There is some amazing intellectual legerdemain put into trying to abstractly justify the reality of - we want to be jerks and we have the power to do it.
     
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