Florida Man Sues Dunkin’ After “Exploding Toilet” Leaves Him With “Permanent” Emotional Injuries

Paul Kerouac? Didn't Kerouac write the famous novel "On the Road"? Now I guess he can write the true story "On the Toilet."

 

Taco Bell says " hold my beer"

 

Boy, did the shit ever hit the man!

 

This could be a good idea for a horror movie, called "The Toilet." It could feature the same process used by John Waters in his movie "Polyester," called Odorama.

 

What a shitty way to start your day.

 

Paul Kerouac stopped by the road
At a Dunkin' so he could unload
How could he know
When he stopped there to go
That the toilet he used would explode?

 

Morgan & Morgan at it again.

 

Plunging to new depths I see.

 

Reminds me of the legend:

 

This case is a crock of shit.

 

And they will be back again!

 

$50K is nothing, wife said if it happened to hear she would have sued for a lot more, esp since Dunkin knew of the "issue".

 

Agreed. $50k is nothing considering the exploding toilet covered the man in pee and shit in a public place.

 

I’m going to guess that this Dunkin Donuts is going to have a hard time selling chocolate donuts for a while.

But seriously, I’m quite sure that there is a lot of liberty taken with the word “exploding” here. That could be a big reason it’s only $50K

 

waxing poetic are we?

 

I'm writing a song next. "What Caused the Commode to Explode?"

 

Great bathroom reading material!

 

LOL - Catchy title!