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10 foot tall Space Aliens in Miami

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by ursidman, Jan 7, 2024.

  1. ursidman

    ursidman VIP Member

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    The Miami-Dade PD response of course is to deny, deny, deny.
    Officer: there are no space aliens in Bayside Market place .... at the moment.

     
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  2. ursidman

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    Aliens came through the Portal from Antartica sez this woman who lives in a yurt.
     
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  3. ursidman

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    Dang, these aliens are as grainy and fuzzy as Bigfoot
     
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  4. Gator515151

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    Umm they are undocumented citizens from another universe. Probably refugees.
     
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  5. GatorJMDZ

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    So they got in on DeSantis' watch?
     
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  6. 92gator

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    Let’s round them up and put them on a greyhound to Martha’s Vineyard.
     
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  8. exiledgator

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    Her understanding of lat/long is as poor as her understanding of everything in life.

    At least she's not a flat earther
     
  9. Spurffelbow833

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    Occam's Razor says it's still more likely that every law enforcement vehicle in Dade County showed up for a brawl between a couple of gangbangers than any out of this world explanation.
     
  10. Trickster

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    Whew!
     
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  11. ursidman

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    He’s not saying it’s aliens but it’s aliens.
     
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  12. mikemcd810

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    Let's say it was aliens. Can the police really have confiscated and deleted video from every phone? Would hundreds of police officers themselves keep quiet about aliens? They're not CIA or military with top secret clearance - they're local police officers. I get that police officers regularly have to keep quiet about things but every single one keeping quiet about aliens? I don't buy it.
     
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  13. 92gator

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    Agreed. But let anyone who thinks otherwise put it to a test: call your local police; tell them there are 10 feet tall aliens in X locale;

    Now hang up, from a different number, call the police, tell them there's an active shooting in Y locale.

    Let us know which place more cops went to.

    PS--subtle suggestion: use a burner phone (or public phone) at least for that first call, though probably for both would be advisable.

    :p
     
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  14. tampagtr

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  15. antny1

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    The mental gymnastics conspiracy theorists perform to belive the same cops and government officials that are wrought with incompetence yet can carry out total concealment and secrecy without any leaks is Olympic level.
     
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  16. homer

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    If I ever video a space alien I’ll send it to email or someone else and make sure it’s in my cloud. They can confiscate my phone all they want.
     
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  17. exiledgator

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    Ah, but "your" could is actually "their" cloud that you rent from "them". "They'll" just take it off "your" cloud and all those tech workers will join the legion of conspiritors.

    There's just no beating "them".
     
  18. ursidman

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  19. tampagtr

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    Awesome!
     
  20. danmanne65

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    The only way cops would keep silent is if one of them beat one of the aliens half to death for disrespecting his authority.
     
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