Welcome home, fellow Gator.

The Gator Nation's oldest and most active insider community
Join today!

Time for another Derek Chauvin thread.

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by Gator515151, Nov 24, 2023.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. GatorJMDZ

    GatorJMDZ gatorjack VIP Member

    25,675
    2,774
    1,868
    Apr 3, 2007
    This wasn't an ordinary inmate. Just by virtue of being a former police officer, he was a target. Dial in why he was there and this incident was a "when" thing, not an "if" thing. If there was a Inmate's Most Wanted List, Chauvin would have been at the top. He should have been kept in isolation.
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2023
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. duggers_dad

    duggers_dad GC Hall of Fame

    18,206
    1,298
    2,088
    Jan 5, 2022
    Ah well, had they taken him to the hospital he would have been killed by a ventilator.
     
  3. orangeblue_coop

    orangeblue_coop GC Hall of Fame

    4,555
    740
    2,968
    Nov 19, 2016
    I bet Chauvin was resisting. Just comply with the other inmates and nothing will happen to you.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  4. Gator515151

    Gator515151 GC Hall of Fame

    22,868
    1,078
    1,763
    Apr 4, 2007
    Chauvin kept repeating "I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding" before he got stabbed.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  5. orangeblue_coop

    orangeblue_coop GC Hall of Fame

    4,555
    740
    2,968
    Nov 19, 2016
    The fake news media reports he was “stabbed,” but the reality is he cut himself trying to commit suicide.
     
  6. cocodrilo

    cocodrilo GC Hall of Fame

    16,892
    1,004
    1,708
    Apr 8, 2007
    Chauvin wants to kill himself, but he can't figure out how to put his own knee on his neck for ten minutes.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. orangeblue_coop

    orangeblue_coop GC Hall of Fame

    4,555
    740
    2,968
    Nov 19, 2016
    I hope it all works out for him. Anyway, Happy Shanksgiving!
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  8. cocodrilo

    cocodrilo GC Hall of Fame

    16,892
    1,004
    1,708
    Apr 8, 2007
    Now they know what the inmate meant when he said that on Thanksgiving he was going to "carve up a turkey."
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  9. duggers_dad

    duggers_dad GC Hall of Fame

    18,206
    1,298
    2,088
    Jan 5, 2022
    To ensure this never happens again, just go all female cops …

     
  10. Gator515151

    Gator515151 GC Hall of Fame

    22,868
    1,078
    1,763
    Apr 4, 2007
    I'd get myself in real trouble if I was ever being arrested by 4 female cops. While they had me on the ground, if I was going to jail anyway I'd be grabbin titties and ass.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Come On Man Come On Man x 1
  11. mrhansduck

    mrhansduck GC Hall of Fame

    5,038
    1,019
    1,788
    Nov 23, 2021
    [​IMG]
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.