My favorite quote that I had on my wall for years. “Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be” Abraham Lincoln
President Camacho Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. President Camacho Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING President Camacho Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
“And he promised that Joe would fix all of these problems in a week and, if he didn’t, he would kick Joe’s smart balls all the way up through the roof of his smart mouth.”
“There's going to be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy in the—of the United States from Afghanistan. It is not at all comparable.” — President Biden, 15 July 2021
To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, "WELL DONE." And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president. G.W. Bush
“There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and latino America and asian America - there's the United States of America.“ tan suite guy
“I'm a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” ― Thomas Jefferson