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BREAKING NEWS. TRAVIS KELCE INJURED

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by tampagtr, Oct 8, 2023.

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  1. Oct 8, 2023 #21
    cocodrilo

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    I hope that's not some kind of disease.
     
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  2. Oct 8, 2023 #22
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    Hopefully not too serious. TS just put him on the map.
     
  3. Oct 8, 2023 #23
    mdgator05

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    Aaron Rodgers got injured and is now out for the season.

    Travis Kelce gets injured and misses two series.

    I'm just asking questions.
     
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  4. Oct 8, 2023 #24
    tampagtr

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    Or at least on a bigger map. He was well on the map already, two time Super Bowl champion SNL host, multiple All-Pro designations commercial spokesperson for many causes. But now it's even bigger
     
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  5. Oct 8, 2023 #25
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    Yep. That’s the running joke.
     
  6. Oct 8, 2023 #26
    tampagtr

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    Sorry. My bad. I'm mostly seen it the other way when some MAGA idiot, as if there's any other kind, says that she's dating him to help bring publicity to promote her career
     
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  7. Oct 8, 2023 #27
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    She told him to shake it off.
     
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  8. Oct 8, 2023 #28
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    FA244FF8-EF8F-4A3D-A4C3-EFEC75B2BEA8.jpeg
     
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  9. Oct 8, 2023 #29
    citygator

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    Please banish these football threads from too hot. Next thing you know someone will post that we need an OC and special teams coach! It’s all too divisive for too hot.
     
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  10. Oct 8, 2023 #30
    tampagtr

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    Travis Kelce has now ascended beyond being a mere football player. Say otherwise and I will figure out a way to alert the Swifties that citygator is dissing Travis. You've been warned!
     
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  11. Oct 8, 2023 #31
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    Now that we know that Taylor Swift concerts cause amnesia, imagine what dating her does to your brain. It's possible that Kelce forgot how to protect himself on the football field. He needs to enter a concussion protocol after every date with T.S., and then drink olive oil associated with combating alzheimer's disease. It probably wouldn't hurt him to swing a dead cat over his head while he's on the date and get a voodoo doctor on retainer.

    What is Taylor Swift amnesia? Swifties report they can’t remember her concerts for this reason

    Dementia: Daily dose of olive oil linked to better brain health
     
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  12. Oct 9, 2023 #32
    cocodrilo

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    What do these anagrams for Travis Kelce suggest?

    Opposing defenders are really out to hurt him:

    Tacklers Vie

    His off-the-field activities:

    Evil Rackets

    His role as investigator in a feature comedy or TV series:

    I Track Elves
     
  13. Oct 9, 2023 #33
    Trickster

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    Damn, you were on a roll yesterday!
     
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