He runs faster than a pair of cheap pantyhose! Nothing is often a good thing to do & always a clever thing to say! That DB couldn’t cover a twin bed with a king size quilt!
"Come here and I'll help you up." (after a faceplant) "Rub some dirt in it." (for head wounds) "Put your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan" "Sharks won't mess with you if you have a snorkel on" ... I think I just realized I had a rough childhood. GC, "Eat your heart out".