What's an expression or saying you don't hear anymore?

You’d be better off trying to sandpaper a bobcat’s ass.

 

Meadow muffins.

 

Tighter than Dicks hatband

 

“Nothing good happens after midnight.”
Signed: Mom

More than one way to skin a cat.
Bless your heart!
As all get out.
Till the cows come home.
Skedaddle
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

 

Yes, it is called "bird cage liner."

 

Oh My! He May Go…………

 

Florida WINS!!

 

Too much sugar for a dime

Can't get blood from a turnip

Useless as tits on a boar hog

Idk why, but I use to watch the old VHS tape of our 90s teams as a kid. I really miss:

Quarantine!!! And Ohh Myyy!!!

 

Like a monkey playing with a football

 

I hear bless your heart all the time… Maybe it’s because I’m the one saying it.

 

My Dad liked the much more x-rated version of that saying. It wasn't a compliment.

 

"Hey, good lookin'." Unfortunately, now "It's you're looking good". But in my opinion, I'm still being seen, which is better than being viewed.

 

I think the meaning has mostly changed. When I was a kid, it was positive, something empathetic to say about someone. Now it’s meant sarcastically by most people.

 

And the related Mongolian Cluster F_.

 

As the crow flies…

 

Gator games only, lol

 

That third and short play call was the bees knees

 

We cal

We call it a “mullet wrapper”.

 

Gator bait