Boebert - such a lovely person

Her "new and improved" apology.:

"The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I’m truly sorry for the unwanted attention my Sunday evening in Denver has brought to the community,” Boebert’s statement said. “While none of my actions or words as a private citizen that night were intended to be malicious or meant to cause harm, the reality is they did and I regret that.”

"She added: “There’s no perfect blueprint for going through a public and difficult divorce, which over the past few months has made for a challenging personal time for me and my entire family. I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That’s unacceptable and I’m sorry.”
“I simply fell short of my values”: Lauren Boebert issues apology after being removed from “Beetlejuice” performance

 

Im no Boebert fan but that dress was pretty hot

 

Her lawyer apparently felt it important to underscore, lest there be any confusion, that her public vaping and ball-juggling display were definitely not performed in her official capacity.

 

She will regret that when they try to remove the criminal prosecution to Federal Court. Then it will be recharacterized as some form of conducting oversight

 

At least Boobbert finally apologized.

 

yep. In a wonderfully eloquent and humble statement crafted by her publicist.

 

I was expecting National Breast and Ball Cancer Awareness Week home tests.

 

Scheduled to speak at the Texas Youth Summit. The Q and A session could be fun

https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1703222301259383029?s=20

Her date owns a gay-friendly bar that hosts drag queen nights
Lauren Boebert's new man owns gay-friendly bar which hosts drag shows

 

Just a reminder to everyone; you could be on camera at any time.

 

I’d need to make the hole a little wider.

 

How does Paul Reubens get arrested for touching himself in a theater screening pornography…and this trailer trash doesn’t get arrested for committing pornographic acts in a theater putting on a kids’ musical?

 

The movie where that originated from was fantastic. Drawing a blank on the name.

 

Psst. Your supposed to put your pecker through it, not your arm.

 

If you believe Boobert (LOL) that was her first date with the dude and she had no idea he was a Drag Queen loving DemoncRAT.

Rep. Lauren Boebert Says Hookup Theater Guy Won't Get Another Date