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Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by cocodrilo, Aug 23, 2023.

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  1. Aug 23, 2023 #1
    cocodrilo

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    It's been years, yea decades, if ever, since I got so drunk that I passed out. But I think I will do it before tonight's Republican debate. There's no earthly way I can be tempted to watch it while unconscious. (I could hope to just fall asleep, but that only happens when I really want to watch something and miss it.)
     
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  2. Aug 23, 2023 #2
    G8tas

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    The real question is does anyone plan to actually watch the debate? I have no desire to hear about woke this, woke that, transgenders, the border and Hunter Biden. I think it will be the perfect time for a Sanford and Son binge
     
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  3. Aug 23, 2023 #3
    wgbgator

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    Surely there is a baseball game on or something, maybe that Swamp Kings doc on Netflix
     
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  4. Aug 23, 2023 #4
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    Watch it and just take a shot every time they discuss an actual policy or an actual solution to a problem that isn't culture war shit. You'll stay sober
     
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  5. Aug 23, 2023 #5
    wgbgator

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    Whatever you do dont take shots when someone says "woke" unless you have the hospital on speed dial
     
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    Give me Steve Harvey and FF. Does anyone give 2 chits about the debate? These are all canned garbage and have been for years.
     
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  7. Aug 23, 2023 #7
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    Imagine being fixated on tonight’s debate. I can’t.
     
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  8. Aug 23, 2023 #8
    wgbgator

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    Big night planned on the "viruses arent real" message boards?
     
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    I will probably watch part of it after the Nationals extend the Yankees losing streak to 10 games.
     
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    channingcrowderhungry

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    I think McCain Obama was the last debate I actually watched
     
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  11. Aug 23, 2023 #11
    cocodrilo

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    I won't be awake to hear woke.
     
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    cocodrilo

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    "Come On Man," "Come On Man." Where are we going?
     
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    We all know who their nominee will be, so what's the point?
     
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    cocodrilo

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    That's the first question the moderator should ask.
     
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  15. Aug 23, 2023 #15
    wgbgator

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    Seeing some of the worst people alive you hate fight?
     
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  16. Aug 23, 2023 #16
    cocodrilo

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    It would almost be worth it tonight to watch DeSantis bob his head. He's like those little bobbing head toys on dashboards.
     
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    Oh I see what this thread is now, you are talking yourself into watching
     
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    Yes and you’ll be checking your phone for it while watching your low brainwave activity on your TV.
     
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    cocodrilo

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    No, I said it would "almost be worth it," but it ain't.
     
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  20. Aug 23, 2023 #20
    cocodrilo

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    I would definitely watch if instead of a debate they would have an hour-long custard pie fight. I'm sure that DeSantis would receive the most custard.
     
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