Russian unmanned craft crashes into moon

I guess we must be providing Ukraine with space lasers

 

I thought only Jews had space Lasers?
And where I was reading about this people were joking that the Russians had repurposed an old washing machine motherboard to control this lander. It apparently got stuck on spin cycle.

 

Putin will retaliate by targeting a couple more Ukrainian apartment buildings, or maybe another kindergarten or theater. (And Trump will again call him a genius.)

 

Fake news. The crash was on purpose as a deliberate deception operation to make us think it was a spacecraft when actually it was a well-rehearsed testing of a weapon. The whole space mission was, like, designed to intimidate us, and speaking for self, I’m intimidated.

 

Wouldn't want to be around Putin today (or ever, but especially today.)

 

I pity the guy(s) at Russia's Houston who screwed up. (Kim Jong Un would have them tied to the muzzles of cannons. Ready, aim, fire!

 

The balcony failed

 

Russians were practicing for committing war crimes in outer space. They feel limited by the number of war crimes available in Ukraine, and frankly, running torture centers is irritating, with all the moaning and what not.

 

It was a planned event. Victory for Russia.

 

Someone’s going to fall off their balcony, accidentally of course.

 

Yep, we will see a report of someone in the Russian Space agency having a nasty encounter with a balcony in the near future.

 

Zelensky is Jewish.

 

As is Captain Kirk (William Shatner).

 

Our secret moon base wouldn’t allow such a landing.

 

Glad it was unmanned. Should we blame their lack of wokeness?

 

Not to mention Einstein and Oppenheimer and these other contributors. Just thought of this because of the book and movie. One reason I think nationalism and racism are destined to fail.

'Oppenheimer': How Jewish refugees beat the Nazis to the atomic bomb