Miami Recruiting Gonna' Tank Now?

Are we going to take him or waiting for J Smith sweepstake?

 

May the fleas of 1000 camels infest Ruiz's armpits

 

Either that or a grand jury subpoena....attorneys needing attorneys...couldn't happen to a nicer person...

Top UM booster John Ruiz’s company LifeWallet confirms SEC probe, grand jury subpoena

 

oh wow

 

Quite

Quite a syruptitious idea.

 

We butter not get this started…

 

Sorry it's already happened with a bisquickness

 

I am just glad Florida no longer waffles around with our NIL.

 

Yeah then we can send him some Lume and that gross chick to show him all the smelly places to rub it in

 

Tons of realtors, insurance agents, accountants, securities salesmen, real estate developers, engineers, etc., need attorneys.

Why? Because they are guilty of illegal activities and crimes and are being prosecuted by the people you so vilify --you know -- attorneys.

 

It's only going to keep building too. We're basically just in year 1 of a functional NIL strategy. Imagine what that group will be capable of after 8 wins, or if Lagway has a heismanesque game. The train is just picking up momentum...

Since this thread is about Miami. Imagine what they'll look like while the Ruiz shitshow progresses, they lose more games in front of 5k fans, and it becomes clear the on-campus stadium is not happening in the next 5 years.

 

I really hope this happens. I'm sure it will and wasn't just total bullshit for a guy didn't solely sign PFP checks. My favorite thing to do while strolling down highway 826, headed from UM campus to hard rock, is to stop by one of those food strucks and get a big ole stack of flapjacks. Really hits the spot when it's 95 degrees outside and the nearest tree is 10 miles away.

 

2 things.

1. I totally agree. Nice post.

2. You might catch an off topic rating because this has nothing to do with breakfast

 

@MarineG8R I'm about to spam rate everyone of your mehs...

I have time. I'm petty like that

 

how do y'all think this will end????

 

Looks like we offered him - like just about everybody offered him. No interest beyond that?

 

He stopped by over the summer. Seemed he and Lagway had some conversations. Guess he wasn’t interested.

 

Sort of a drive-by crooting?

 

Bag was empty?

 

LSU emptied the clip on the bag lol