Bit of Tid 7/26/23

Honestly I could hear this song in my head every time Granthams defense allowed a 3rd and 15 conversion...

 

Don’t tease me

 

You're not feeling greedy during the most exciting recruiting season in almost a decade?!
Don't take me wrong...I say this as one old cyber-pal Gator fan to another... but WTF Dude?!!!

 

Rather expect the worst and be surprised if he actually flipped. Sucks missing out on Bond and Stewart in years past. This would take the sting off for sure.

 

Bama and the Doggies have made me greedy

Go Gators!

 

Quick!... Write a terrible country song with that title and sell it to Nashville before somebody else does! You'll be rich and famous, pretty much forever.

 

I was drunk the day my mama get out of prison

 

An anthem by any measure. I haven't felt quite the same about either trains or pickup trucks for a long time now.

 

And I went to pick her up in the rain

 

Cause my long hair just can’t cover up my redneck

 

Is it true you look a lot like Merle Haggard and sound a lot like David Allen Coe?

 

Actually, I've been told I look like Methuselah and I sing like an agitated wiener dog... but that's a story for another day.

 

^^^^ Interesting tidbit is that Methuselah was said in the Bible to have lived 969 years.

 

Even though you’re on my fightin side

 

And I’ll hang around as long as you will let me.

 

...'cause I never did like sleepin' in the rain...

 

The greatest country and western song ever written.

 

How's Noah doing?

 

Getting a little long in the tooth these days...

I know, I know...you don't have to rub it in...