Florida Man

Someone cleverer than me will know what to do with this. Color me skeptical

Deneumostier allegedly ran the website, which featured straight men being tricked into accepting sex acts from gay men, according to the newspaper. The straight men were blindfolded and wore blacked-out goggles and appeared to believe they were with a woman.

 

Serves them right for being idiots.

 

Create a meme.

Call it Florida Man.

Go over a state of 22 million with a fine-toothed comb …

 

Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough

 

I can see it now: "Sir, if you let us blindfold you and have you wear opaque goggles, we'll let you get a blow job." I think I'd first ask , "Still blindfolded and goggled up?"

 

In less salacious Florida Man news, it looks like Florida's "Stand Your Lawn" law is not a criminal defense. Also, never bring a garden hose to a gunfight. Getting arrested may have been the best thing for him.

Florida man arrested after spraying woman with garden hose: deputies

 

Florida Man Gets Death: Thought Man Wearing Alabama Cap was the Antichrist

I had several to choose from but this one takes the cake. Happened in my home town too so bonus points for that.

 

If someone wearing an "A" hat is the AntiChrist, does that mean a UGA wearing a G hate is Divine?

 

I guess if you have a blindfold on, what difference does it make?

 

I got a couple pizza-related Florida man events.

Florida man ends standoff for slice of pizza, police say

Florida Man Arrested For Slapping Woman With Pizza Slice During Argument

 

my BD

WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — A Florida man that was dressed as Fred Flintstone was pulled over and given a citation by law enforcement just days after Halloween.

A Pasco County sheriff deputy pulled over the barefoot man that appeared to be driving a Smart car decked out as a footmobile from the cartoon show, “The Flintstones.”

Don Swartz (aka, Fred Flintstone) was driving around the Pasco County area when deputies said the man was speeding and became “unruly” and had to be detained.



Police: Naked burglar bursts into Florida woman's home, tries on her clothes, rolls around in yard

Authorities say a naked Florida man burst into a woman's home, ran around inside and then tried on some of her clothes before he was arrested.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that 40-year-old Joseph Vaglica is charged with burglary with assault and is jailed on $25,000 bail. It was not immediately clear if he has a lawyer.

Police say Vaglica entered the woman's home through the garage door and then ran through the kitchen acting irrationally. The woman ran to her stepson's house next door and called 911.

Investigators say Vaglica went into a bedroom and tried on the woman's clothes and then ran back outside toward the stepson's house. He was rolling in the yard with police arrived.

 

Mine is a pretty good one. Naked basketball at the park.

Police Arrest Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked 'Enhances His Skill Level'

 

Bonus points if mine keeps it TooHot topical?
Florida man says his ex-wife's sex change ends alimony agreement

 

2007 story. Judge St. Arnold is very good judge. Alimony suspended in May 2009 though not clear why - looks like the 2007 motion was denied. Then appealed, then settled after appeal dismissed, resulting in termination of alimony. Hard to say exactly what happened. None of that is certain - trying to interpret filing descriptions.

In any event, permanent alimony was all but ended via statutory change enacted July 1



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NO!

 

The Flintstone case was hilarious, including the look on each guy's face! I'm partial to people who march to different drummers.....to a point, but I don't think Fred reached it.