Next congressional hearing? Yep… UFOs

Seems like a colossal waste of time from any sort of practical standpoint. But I also really want to believe UFOs are extraterrestrial craft visiting earth so I’m kinda intrigued nonetheless.

 

Are the aliens Democrats or Republicans? Trying to determine my position on this

 

Well, at least we’ve got UFOs going for us.

 

I don't have any issue with investigating this stuff generally, but I don't trust the motivations or seriousness of those mentioned either. Maybe it's better they spend time on this than causing messes elsewhere.

 

Might turn out to be a waste, but yeah, I found myself intrigued despite never having been...given how the ufo stuff has always been laden with imaginations running amok. If credible evidence is presented, I'll be even more intrigued.

 

Finally. A productive use of their time. Did you ever see the Documentary, “To Serve Man.” It’s on Amazon Prime if you have it. They come here, help us and make life easy. To fatten us up and eat us! We are like farm animals! A code breaker broke this around 1960. Watch it!

 

Well, after years of nutso conspiracy-mongering about pretty much everything under the sun, there's good reason to have some trepidation of that happening.

 

I doubt this finds anything, I am pretty sure the GOP and the ilk are controlled by alien parasites and I assume those members will cover it up. Probably has to do with their deficient genetic code. Happens with snails too. Hey GOP’s are low and slimy and so are snails!

Absurd Creature of the Week: The Parasitic Worm That Turns Snails Into Disco Zombies.

 

The truth is out there. Can't imagine Matt Gaetz will find it though.

 

He can't find his own ass with both hands, so no he won't find truth on this either.

 

I live in full view of Gulf Breeze so I have some firsthand knowledge of this issue.

This is an important issue that we can't close our eyes to. Unless of course you find yourself in a small room with extraterrestrials, then you definitely should close your eyes.

If you must keep your eyes open, remember to blink randomly. Don't blink in a pattern or they take it as aggression.

Nothing happened, OK? I am the same man as before. Just wait until you hit 45 and have to get a checkup, then you won't be laughing.

 

I saw a weird large red glowing orb out over the Atlantic Ocean when I was about 23. Was there, unmoving, for about 2 minutes, and then gone.

 

If Luna and Gaetz are conducting the hearing, any aliens intercepting the broadcast will rightfully conclude there is no intelligent life here.

 

Damn, I saw the exact same thing! In my sighting, the yellow/orange orb boiled the ocean as it disappeared under the surface.

 

What was the name of the short lived comedy where aliens were eating the brains of politicians and talking over their bodies?

These hearings could explain so much. Maxine, Ted, Rand,

 

Saw it too! But also a green flash right at the end. Weird.

 

What could go wrong?

 

That sounds like the 8pm sighting. Mine was at about 3am!